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We're not listed, but we did receive votes.

1. Ohio State (62)
2. TCU (1)
3. Alabama (1)
4. Baylor
5. Oregon
6. Michigan State
7. Auburn
8. Florida State
9. Georgia
10. USC
11. Notre Dame
12. Clemson
13. LSU
14. UCLA
15. Ole Miss
16. Arizona State
17. Georgia Tech
18. Wisconsin
19. Oklahoma
20. Arkansas
21. Stanford
22. Arizona
23. Missouri
24. Boise State
25. Tennessee

As is normally the case, the SEC leads all conferences with eight teams -- over half the league -- ranked, including three in the top 10. All total, 13 of the 14 SEC teams received votes in the poll.

Mississippi State (164 votes) and Texas A&M (149) finished in the 26th and 27th slots, respectively. Other high vote-getters that failed to crack the top 25 include Oklahoma State (89) and Virginia Tech (70).

Here's the rest of the vote-getters: Mississippi State 164, Texas A&M 149, Oklahoma State 89, Virginia Tech 70, Utah 40, Kansas State 37, Louisville 27, Nebraska 27, Minnesota 25, Penn State 20, South Carolina 18, Miami (FL) 16, Texas 8, Illinois 7, Duke 6, Air Force 5, Louisiana Tech 5, Marshall 4, Utah State 4, West Virginia 3, NC State 3, Brigham Young 3, Florida 2, Georgia Southern 2, North Carolina 2, Maryland 1, Michigan 1, Kentucky 1, Central Florida 1, Cincinnati 1, Washington 1
 
How can tennessee and Arkansas with 6 losses each last year, be on the ups, and us on the downs?

FSU is the only acc team in the top 10, but not picked by their beat reporters to win the acc?
That entire conference, and everything connected with it, is delusional.

I foresee the exact same scenario happening to clemcrap as did us last year.
 
How can tennessee and Arkansas with 6 losses each last year, be on the ups, and us on the downs?

FSU is the only acc team in the top 10, but not picked by their beat reporters to win the acc?
That entire conference, and everything connected with it, is delusional.

I foresee the exact same scenario happening to clemcrap as did us last year.
That's no different than the media picking alabama to win the west, but auburn to win the conference. That seems pretty delusional also. Also, the media picks who they think will be conference champs, not the coaches.
 
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FSU is the only acc team in the top 10, but not picked by their beat reporters to win the acc?
That entire conference, and everything connected with it, is delusional.





ACC National Football champs 2014, National Baseball champs 2015, National basketball Champs 2015. Not delusions...this is real. 4-1 in BCS games last 2 years.No other conference is close in the last couple of years. Not the record of the SEC over the last decade but legit.
 
How can tennessee and Arkansas with 6 losses each last year, be on the ups, and us on the downs?

FSU is the only acc team in the top 10, but not picked by their beat reporters to win the acc?
That entire conference, and everything connected with it, is delusional.

I foresee the exact same scenario happening to clemcrap as did us last year.[/QUOTE]

They won't fall quite as fast or as hard we did though, due to their softer sched. Especially the first two games, they will not lose them. If they win those two games pretty convincingly, and other teams ahead of them lose, they could actually move up in the poll some before they start taking some losses. That's the difference between acc and sec and their OOC games
 
ACC National Football champs 2014, National Baseball champs 2015, National basketball Champs 2015. Not delusions...this is real. 4-1 in BCS games last 2 years.No other conference is close in the last couple of years. Not the record of the SEC over the last decade but legit.

We may not like it, but the numbers don't lie. And numbers like that don't look too "delusional" to me. But I still don't understand how Clemson can lose so much from last year and still be voted #12. I reckon we'll know soon enough. Well, not soon enough, but soon anyway.
 
We may not like it, but the numbers don't lie. And numbers like that don't look too "delusional" to me. But I still don't understand how Clemson can lose so much from last year and still be voted #12. I reckon we'll know soon enough. Well, not soon enough, but soon anyway.

Because we're bringing back a ton of talent on defense and we have the best quarterback in the country. Y'all don't want to believe it but we have recruited at a very high level the last several years, the way y'all did at the end of the previous decade.

Clemson is the only team in each of the last 3 seasons to finish the season ranked higher than they started it. That's impressive.
 
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We may not like it, but the numbers don't lie. And numbers like that don't look too "delusional" to me. But I still don't understand how Clemson can lose so much from last year and still be voted #12. I reckon we'll know soon enough. Well, not soon enough, but soon anyway.
For one school year? I am not buying it. The BCS games were a joke the last 4 years. Northern Illiinois ring a bell?
The acc is 4-4 since 2010. Yes, I count ND and Louisville.
 
FSU is the only acc team in the top 10, but not picked by their beat reporters to win the acc?
That entire conference, and everything connected with it, is delusional.

I foresee the exact same scenario happening to clemcrap as did us last year.[/QUOTE]

I agree...Clempson is gonna have a basic meltdown with a stretch in their schedule from September 17 to November 7. I see a possible 5 losses in that stretch...Louisville, ND, GT, Miami and Florida State.

Sept. 17 - at Louisville.

Sept. 26. Open.

Oct. 3 - NOTRE DAME.

Oct. 10 - GEORGIA TECH.

Oct. 17 - BOSTON COLLEGE.

Oct. 24 - at Miami.

Oct. 31 - at NC State.

Nov. 7 - FLORIDA STATE.

Just sayin'....
 
Because we're bringing back a ton of talent on defense and we have the best quarterback in the country. Y'all don't want to believe it but we have recruited at a very high level the last several years, the way y'all did at the end of the previous decade.

Clemson is the only team in each of the last 3 seasons to finish the season ranked higher than they started it. That's impressive.
HAHA. more silly stats clemsux makes up to say "look at me, look at me". You're impressed with yourselves, huh? Wow. Not impressed at all. Hopefully, you'll be one of the teams to end with a lower ranking that you started. #clemsoning!!
 
I don't buy the idea Clemson has out recruited Carolina over the past few years, where's the proof? You're bringing back a ton of defense but where's the proof you are ? No team loses as heavy as Clemson did and can say they're bringing back a ton of talent. That's what we thought last year. Watson has looked good but being the best in the Country is debatable too let him put in the games first. The best QB is only as good as his OL lets him be and games will tell there also.
 
I don't buy the idea Clemson has out recruited Carolina over the past few years, where's the proof? You're bringing back a ton of defense but where's the proof you are ? No team loses as heavy as Clemson did and can say they're bringing back a ton of talent. That's what we thought last year. Watson has looked good but being the best in the Country is debatable too let him put in the games first. The best QB is only as good as his OL lets him be and games will tell there also.

Well the proof for this is in the recruiting rankings. We have finished higher the past 3 or 4 years. So there's that. While we did lose A LOT on defense, we have talented guys coming back that have seen meaningful game action, but that doesn't mean they will produce on a full time basis. And Watson is the x-factor. If he can stay healthy we will win a lot games plain and simple. He is that good.
 
Well the proof for this is in the recruiting rankings. We have finished higher the past 3 or 4 years. So there's that. While we did lose A LOT on defense, we have talented guys coming back that have seen meaningful game action, but that doesn't mean they will produce on a full time basis. And Watson is the x-factor. If he can stay healthy we will win a lot games plain and simple. He is that good.
How do you know he's that good? How many games has he played? He couldn't help you beat FL ST. Or GA-?
 
Well the proof for this is in the recruiting rankings. We have finished higher the past 3 or 4 years. So there's that. While we did lose A LOT on defense, we have talented guys coming back that have seen meaningful game action, but that doesn't mean they will produce on a full time basis. And Watson is the x-factor. If he can stay healthy we will win a lot games plain and simple. He is that good.
But you have loss 5 of the last 6 to Carolina and we did beat Ga. genius.
 
" ... And Watson is the x-factor. If he can stay healthy we will win a lot games plain and simple. He is that good."

And if he doesn't - or suffers some sort of 'sophomore' jinx what's your prognosis? Are you saying Clemson's season is on the shoulders of one guy? We lost Lattimore but Wilds stepped-up, went 100+ and we still smacked Clemson by double-digits. We lost Shaw but Thompson stepped-up - and we still smacked Clemson by double-digits. You won last year but we were coming off a five-year roll of double-digit wins ... it's not 'zackly back to parity yet. ANYONE still in high school or younger have witnessed the Gamcocks smack Clemson more often than the other outcome since entering grade school ... but you wouldn't know it listening to your fans.

What's your 'back-up' plan when Watson goes down?
 
How do you know he's that good? How many games has he played? He couldn't help you beat FL ST. Or GA-?

If you would've watched him you would know why. He just has "IT." The same thing Shaw had that made him a winner.

We didn't lose to FSU or Georgia because of Watson. He kept us from getting blown out against FSU.
 
" ... And Watson is the x-factor. If he can stay healthy we will win a lot games plain and simple. He is that good."

And if he doesn't - or suffers some sort of 'sophomore' jinx what's your prognosis? Are you saying Clemson's season is on the shoulders of one guy? We lost Lattimore but Wilds stepped-up, went 100+ and we still smacked Clemson by double-digits. We lost Shaw but Thompson stepped-up - and we still smacked Clemson by double-digits. You won last year but we were coming off a five-year roll of double-digit wins ... it's not 'zackly back to parity yet. ANYONE still in high school or younger have witnessed the Gamcocks smack Clemson more often than the other outcome since entering grade school ... but you wouldn't know it listening to your fans.

What's your 'back-up' plan when Watson goes down?

To hope to God that our backup can do well. I'm not one of those fans that drink the koolaid. Watson is our season this year because we are breaking I'm a new defense. If he goes down I will be very worried. I still think we will win in Willy B though.. But that's only because I don't think Mitch will be the answer. You might be starting Nunez by our game in Nov.
 
Why isn't Clemson #1? I've been hearing so much hype over the last few months about Watson and the 5-star studs they have coming in. This may be the team of the century and the don't even crack the top ten? Somebody has to have it wrong.
 
To hope to God that our backup can do well. I'm not one of those fans that drink the koolaid. Watson is our season this year because we are breaking I'm a new defense. If he goes down I will be very worried. I still think we will win in Willy B though.. But that's only because I don't think Mitch will be the answer. You might be starting Nunez by our game in Nov.

If we are playing Nunez in Nov as the starter, it might be because he is playing lights out and runs you guys out of the stadium. If your freshman qb can beat us with one leg, why can't our freshman qb beat you with two legs? I am sure your response will be, "but we have the greatest offense in the nation, and we have a top 10 defense coming back". Yeah, whatever.
 
And Nunez is not Watson. Not from his highlight videos at least.

Did they play the same competition? Or are you just a fan of hyped up highlight videos?

The only rational, credible, intelligent human that would make a comment like this would have to be someone that has seen them both play A LOT. But if evaluating players off of high school highlight vids is your only source then why are you wasting your time on this site to begin with?

What else does your crystal ball, tarot cards and your crazy 8 ball tell you?
 
If you would've watched him you would know why. He just has "IT." The same thing Shaw had that made him a winner.

We didn't lose to FSU or Georgia because of Watson. He kept us from getting blown out against FSU.
I watched the games. Ya'll lost. Not convinced. "IT" might have an ok season if "IT" stays healthy.
 
I'd be embarrassed to repeatedly claim my team 'out-recruited' my rival given the results since Spurrier arrived at USC. He's 6-4 vs. Clemson and the Gamecocks outscored Clemson by 47 points in those 10-games.

Head to head vs. Dabo Swinney the HBC's 5-2 while outscoring Dabo's team's by 49 points.

If we've been 'out-recruited' then the evidence is irrefutable Clemson has been out-coached given those stats.

I'll be the first to admit November-rankings not July are the one's that matter. Clemson's #12 could last a few weeks but it won't be there forever. They'll be good but so will we.

Five things I'll never forget just from the last few seasons given the non-stop Clemson-fan hype 'bout their football team and their comments about ours. 1) Of course our winning record over Clemson since Spurrier's arrival; 2) SC's 35-7 smackdown of UGA on ESPN's national 'GameDay' 'game of the week'; 3) SC's 17-point smackdown over undefeated, then-No. 1 Alabama on ESPN's national 'GameDay' 'game of the week'; 4) FSU's 50+ point humiliation of Clemson on ESPN's national 'GameDay'' 'game of the week' (including that AWESOME bus ride from one side of the stadium to the other!!!); and 5) WVA's 70-point RECORD -SETTING total embarrassment of Clemson in the Orange Bowl, after which the Governor of WVA had the WVA logo inserted over their Interstate Highway 70-MPH signs with an orange tiger paw and the number "33" inserted underneath. Fantastic!

We have many good players - and they receive far superior coaching than Clemson players. The 'evidence' for that is what 'he/they' said (Clemson's recruiting -class 'rankings' and the actual W/L record).

Clemson's like a redneck floozy flashing her 3-carat diamond. She thinks its beautiful but you don't even need a loop to see the occlusions. A constantly-hyped 'White Diamond' smelly wannabe chubbette in 'come-hither' 5-inch hooker shoes trying to impress in a classic, simple black dress Chanel No. 5 world.
 
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The thing I find most amusing is Watson beat you on 2 leg. Really? Clempson ran the jet sweep twice for td's and that was the game. How was, watson so fantastic. Oh, and on the first one the holding from the 30 yard line in was a pathetic no call.
 
I think Clemson is a high top 25 team just like we will be this year. Clemson will not be as good as people think and we will be much better. Thus I think we have about equal teams for the moment. We win 31-28 thanks to playing at Willy B.
 
ACC National Football champs 2014, National Baseball champs 2015, National basketball Champs 2015. Not delusions...this is real. 4-1 in BCS games last 2 years.No other conference is close in the last couple of years. Not the record of the SEC over the last decade but legit.

First baseball title since the 50s. Basketball got lucky that Duke didn't have to play UK (gifted with a great draw as usual). Football BCS record is abysmal since 1998. I'll give credit to ACC football last year as the rivalry weekend was great for the ACC as was its performance against the SEC in the orange bowl, but one year does not a great conference make. My prediction is that things return to normal this year.
 
[QUOTE="Clemson's like a redneck floozy flashing her 3-carat diamond. She thinks its beautiful but you don't even need a loop to see the occlusions. A constantly-hyped 'White Diamond' smelly wannabe chubbette in 'come-hither' 5-inch hooker shoes trying to impress in a classic, simple black dress Chanel No. 5 world.[/QUOTE]


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[QUOTE="Clemson's like a redneck floozy flashing her 3-carat diamond. She thinks its beautiful but you don't even need a loop to see the occlusions. A constantly-hyped 'White Diamond' smelly wannabe chubbette in 'come-hither' 5-inch hooker shoes trying to impress in a classic, simple black dress Chanel No. 5 world.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Man, I'm sorry but I'm stealing that. That is beyond awesome.
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You are welcome to it, my brother ... some advice on how to make it work for you.

Troll that Hooters out by I-85 outside of Clemson and strike up a conversation with the best-looking redneck woman in the place (they'll all have at least a smigen of a jowl - but look past it). some of 'em are 'only child's' (for years upstate OBGYN doctors, as a gift to humanity - have often 'worked in' an unannounced procedure to keep such 'occurrences' from occurring again) thus no older brothers to work around ... and if she's at least 20-years old chances are PRETTY decent that 'daddy's' already had at least one 'medical' scare - PROBE, they'll testify.

Assess the size of papa's farm and what his 'head-count' is normally whenever hauling hogs to the Smithfield slaughter plant up in Tarboro, NC ... and inquire if he's hauling 'pigs' or hogs - I know you'd think there's no difference just looking at the gal you're talking to, but there is.
Invite her to an auto-show and show up, you might enjoy it - I always did.
Find an old Buick Electra 225, preferably something from the early 70's and get her in the back seat. It's not quite a 'king' but it's easily comparable to a queen size mattress.
Show her one of those 3-carat rings that are 'bout half carbon and HOLD ON.
Within about a week you'll be looking at 'inheriting' several hundred acres (and TRYING to keep her momma from getting in the shower with you). HOLD OUT on that until you've got the Deed in-hand.

List the farm on loop-net 'commercial' and go visit her 'aunt'. She'll be older, but probably not much past her early 30's. Rinse and repeat.

Good luck to you.
 
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