They are about to cook him for dinner
Beamer: "Hey Chief, is there any way I can get out of this?"
Chief: "Well, we do let people undertake 'the trial' to see if the gods want us to let you go, but I would recommend you don't do it."
Beamer: "Sounds better than dying. What do I have to do?
Chief: "Over there are 3 huts. In the first hut is more wine than you can drink, but you must drink it all.
In the second hut there is an angry Tiger with a bad tooth. You need to pull the tooth without getting killed.
In the third hut is a virgin. Despite what you have already been through, you will need to make sure she is no longer a virgin before you may leave."
Beamer: "OK, let's do this."
So the cannibals take him to the huts. He goes into the first hut and doesn't make it out until hours later. He is so hammered he has to be turned around and pointed at the second hut. The cannibals were immediately sad as the straw in the second hut is flying out of the roof and the walls. All they can hear are the roars of the tiger. But then they are really surprised. The door of the hut opens and out staggers Beamer with his shirt ripped and claw marks down his back, but very much alive.
Beamer (slurs): "Aww wight! Where dat virgin wit da sore tooth?"
Look on the bright side. You have a coach who knows how to nail a Tiger and he gets two more shots.
Beamer: "Hey Chief, is there any way I can get out of this?"
Chief: "Well, we do let people undertake 'the trial' to see if the gods want us to let you go, but I would recommend you don't do it."
Beamer: "Sounds better than dying. What do I have to do?
Chief: "Over there are 3 huts. In the first hut is more wine than you can drink, but you must drink it all.
In the second hut there is an angry Tiger with a bad tooth. You need to pull the tooth without getting killed.
In the third hut is a virgin. Despite what you have already been through, you will need to make sure she is no longer a virgin before you may leave."
Beamer: "OK, let's do this."
So the cannibals take him to the huts. He goes into the first hut and doesn't make it out until hours later. He is so hammered he has to be turned around and pointed at the second hut. The cannibals were immediately sad as the straw in the second hut is flying out of the roof and the walls. All they can hear are the roars of the tiger. But then they are really surprised. The door of the hut opens and out staggers Beamer with his shirt ripped and claw marks down his back, but very much alive.
Beamer (slurs): "Aww wight! Where dat virgin wit da sore tooth?"
Look on the bright side. You have a coach who knows how to nail a Tiger and he gets two more shots.
