under rated
Caddy Shack = I feel like a hundred dollars
Favorite =
Aliens , why don’t we put her in charge!
Caddy Shack = I feel like a hundred dollars
Favorite =
Aliens , why don’t we put her in charge!
Best movie quotes
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Two quotes on life from two of my favorites flicks-
Red from Shawshank Redemption- “Get busy living or get busy dying”
Ferris Bueller- “life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”
Red from Shawshank Redemption- “Get busy living or get busy dying”
Ferris Bueller- “life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”
Another one from Ferris Bueller- “It’s understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself”
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
"Somebody's got to go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"
"Somebody's got to go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"
Not from a movie but still a classic
"As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."
And
"Their hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement"
Still makes me laugh to even type this.
"As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."
And
"Their hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement"
Still makes me laugh to even type this.
“Every time Katherine would run the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so.”
Bobby Boucher: "And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I liked them too!"
What do you like to do?
Play chess, screw.
Let's play chess
Man drink like that without eating, he's going to die.
When?
Mongo just a pawn in game of life.
Now you boys just wait here with your hands on the car until some of my associates come by. Now don't go home, and don't go to eat, don't play with yourself, it wouldn't look good on the highway. Oh, you can think about it but don't do it.
Junior, when I get home I'm going to hit your mother right in the mouth.
Where the white women at?
May we dance wif yo dates?
Cool Hand Luke - What we have here is a failure to communicate
Outlaw Josey Wales - Endeavor to persevere
Outlaw Josey Wales - Endeavor to persevere
I hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ******s.
And what do you do?
I'm a philosopher.
Oh, a bullshitter!!
Maj. Heinrich Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.
Capt. Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
A few from one of my favorites:
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it.”
"It’s not dying I’m talking about, it’s living’"
"The first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance to shoot at a educated man once in my life."
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it.”
"It’s not dying I’m talking about, it’s living’"
"The first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance to shoot at a educated man once in my life."
RED Marvin Boggs: I never thought I'd say this again. *I am getting the pig*!
RED
Frank Moses: People get shot all the time.
Sarah Ross: No, they don't. They get... paper cuts.
Marvin Boggs: I mostly get shot.
Young Frankenstein
[Froederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.
[it starts to pour]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.
[as monster runs out the door]
The Blindman: Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.
Inspector Kemp: A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.
[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.
JAWS
Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
Quint: Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
[the three men are comparing their scars]
Brody: What's that one?
Quint: What?
Brody: That one, there, on your arm.
Quint: Oh, uh, that's a tattoo, I got that removed.
Hooper: Don't tell me, don't tell me..."Mother."
[he roars with laughter]
Hooper: What is it...
[Quint solemnly clamps a hand on Hooper's arm]
Quint: Mr. Hooper, that's the USS Indianapolis.
[Hooper immediately stops laughing]
Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis?
RED
Frank Moses: People get shot all the time.
Sarah Ross: No, they don't. They get... paper cuts.
Marvin Boggs: I mostly get shot.
Young Frankenstein
[Froederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.
[it starts to pour]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.
[as monster runs out the door]
The Blindman: Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.
Inspector Kemp: A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.
[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.
JAWS
Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
Quint: Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
[the three men are comparing their scars]
Brody: What's that one?
Quint: What?
Brody: That one, there, on your arm.
Quint: Oh, uh, that's a tattoo, I got that removed.
Hooper: Don't tell me, don't tell me..."Mother."
[he roars with laughter]
Hooper: What is it...
[Quint solemnly clamps a hand on Hooper's arm]
Quint: Mr. Hooper, that's the USS Indianapolis.
[Hooper immediately stops laughing]
Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis?
I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill
Are y’all kidding? There is one and only ONE that stands the test of time!
Bruce(Die Hard): Yippy Ki Yay M****r*****R
Bruce(Die Hard): Yippy Ki Yay M****r*****R
Excuse me while I whip this out
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.
You will shoot your eye out kid.
She’s taking the knife out of the cheese, do you think she wants some cheese. - Aurthor Author
Not from movie. But Howard Cosell
- What was designed to be , turned out to be , a catastrophe -
She’s taking the knife out of the cheese, do you think she wants some cheese. - Aurthor Author
Not from movie. But Howard Cosell
- What was designed to be , turned out to be , a catastrophe -
Cool hand Luke is awesome
I borrow the kick a buck line playing cards
Boy he beat you with a hand full of nothing
