Breaking News: University of Missouri disbands Water Polo team

[The Garnet Baron]

after five horses drowned today during early morning practice. Athletic Director Sterk said the atmosphere was not pleasant and blamed the tragedy on the purchase of animals from a new vendor.
"I honestly thought all horses could swim...... Really, I did.", Sterk replied when asked for comment.

 

[Thigh Man]

Two Mizzou grads meet on the street.
Whacha got in yo poke? ..........Chickens!
If I guess how many right, can I have one? ... If you guess right, you can have both.

THREE???

 

[jimnasium]

I understand the horses were spitting and making racial slurs too.

 

[Golden Cock]

Neigh.