Family day at the zoo ruined
- Thread starter BattleshipTexas
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Is that a thing? Do zoo workers have to pleasure the animals to keep them from getting erections?
Wouldn't you like to see the job posting for the relief person?
I can see this job listing on Glassdoor now...
Experience a plus. Must be able to multitask.
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I look like I just jacked off an elephant!
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Funny, when we saw two giraffes getting frisky at the zoo we thought it was hilarious. Our kids were young then also. Different strokes I suppose 
I saw a video on tiktok of an bull elephant walking and it was unreal. It swung like a pendulum from left to right and went out beyond his hind legs when it swung. Looked like it was about 1" away from dragging on the ground.
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Got to ask - Has Kamala applied for the job yet?
Funny, when we saw two giraffes getting frisky at the zoo we thought it was hilarious. Our kids were young then also. Different strokes I suppose
I’m sure those were different strokes!
I wonder if there is an Asian Elephant Massage Parlor anywhere. Sounds like that elephant was in dire need of a 'happy ending'. Maybe, Robert Kraft could recommend a nice quiet massage parlor in Florida for Mr Bull Elephant??
They should mix a little salt peter in with his food. That'll solve the problem.
On a different note: I bet her husband benefited from that experience when they got home.
On a different note: I bet her husband benefited from that experience when they got home.
One day I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
