...to a car eating it. It is hot and it was a black asphalt parking lot, so I thought it was weird. I asked him what he was eating and he said "A nectarine." I don't know even why he would be eating it out in the heat. I should've asked him why he didn't go indoors or sit in his car with the air on while he ate that nectarine, but I'm not a nosy person. I just wonder what would possess someone to eat a nectarine in a parking lot.
Ha! I saw a guy eating a nectarine in a parking lot awhile ago. He was just standing there next...
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Maybe he locked his keyes inside of his car. Did you ask him that? HUH, DID YOU???? No, of course you didn't...... 
Sometimes they can be messy like a peach, depending on how ripe they are
I didn't want to push my luck. Anybody willing to eat a nectarine in a parking lot is probably not stable.Maybe he locked his keyes inside of his car. Did you ask him that? HUH, DID YOU???? No, of course you didn't......
He was probably hungry. He was more concerned with his hunger than with the heat. He didn’t want to eat the nectarine 🍑 in his car because nectarines 🍑 🍑 are juicy, and he didn’t want the juice getting on him and his clothes. My mother taught me at an early age that peach 🍑 and nectarine 🍑 juice will stain, especially a white t-shirt. What color and style of shirt was he wearing?
I was waiting for “And his hair was perfect”!
Could be that the car he was standing beside wasn't really his. Rather it was a car he was fixin to steal & out of respect for the owner decided to finish his nectarine outside the car rather than potentially muck up the inside with sticky nectarine juice. I think it says something to the quality of his character not to be a total slob, regardless of the grand theft auto thing.
Where was the midget?
it only takes me 3 minutes to walk to my local bar but 30 to walk back home. The difference is staggering. 🙂
it only takes me 3 minutes to walk to my local bar but 30 to walk back home. The difference is staggering. 🙂
Maybe it's a fetish, he gets turned on when strangers watch him eating nectarines! He's probably getting off right now thinking about you watching him eat that nectarine!
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I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick’s……..I thought it was strange as well🤔
That can't be right, everyone knows werewolves drink Bloody Marys.😁
There was a prominent gentleman that lived in my wife's hometown. He would sit outside Wal Mart (in his car) and pluck his pubic hairs. Not sure if he ate nectarines or not.
If you've staggered home from a bar, there's a good chance you've encountered my ex-midget girlfriend. Or is that midget ex-girlfriend?
Trying to decide who is shadier…guy eating fruit in a hot parking lot or rando dude approaching him and asking what he’s eating?
