Hey Alabama, Tennessee & The Citadel I know where you can find a good slightly used baseball coach.

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

Make us an offer

 

[joplin gamecock1]

we will gladly take coupons

 

[paladin181]

Hell, We'll pay YOU to take him. Great deal. Good learning experience for all!!!

 

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

Add The Citadel to the list...

Fred Jordan is retiring...

 

[67gamecock]

Sorry, guys, they won't bite. Looks like we might be stuck for a while with 'Mr. Wonderful'

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

Sorry, guys, they won't bite. Looks like we might be stuck for a while with 'Mr. Wonderful'

 

[jimnasium]

But wait! Buy this coach at a wonderful price and we will include, absolutely free, the asst. coach of your choice....just pay separate shipping and handling.

 

[bucketdad]

Warning: this coach may cause drowsiness. Do not take this coach if you are experiencing loose bowl movements or diarrhea. Side effects include constant head shaking and loss of self esteem. Do not take this coach if you have experienced a high level of success as it may lead to depression. Seek medical attention if you experience headaches lasting more than four hours.