I think this is the closest we'll ever get having a Beaver play against the Cocks...

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

USC Upstate has a player with the last name Beaver....

Beaver singles to left field. One out...

http://www.upstatespartans.com/sports/m-basebl/2014-15/bios/beaver_jake_pfdn

 

[CockofEarle]

grasshopper, they've been here & done got beat....bill dooley brought a qb n here when coachin' @ unc.... they both left wet & hung out 2 dry:=)

 

[uscbeckham]

USC Upstate has a player with the last name Beaver....

Beaver singles to left field. One out...

http://www.upstatespartans.com/sports/m-basebl/2014-15/bios/beaver_jake_pfdn

Well, the ladies did beat the Beavers in the NCAA last year.

 

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

Well, the ladies did beat the Beavers in the NCAA last year.

Oh yeah.. I forgot about women's basketball on the west coast...

I was thinking baseball at the time I wrote this...

 

[AgnosticTrollCock]