Jared Lorenzen weighing over 500 lbs. Holy Cow.

[anon_n4c0cp5zhdxn7]

No pun intended.

"During his playing days at Kentucky, quarterback Jared Lorenzen was listed around 260 pounds. That figure was around 280 pounds by the time his five-year NFL career came to a close in 2008 and then bumped up to 320 when he played for a few indoor football teams a few years back.

The whole time, though, Lorenzen’s weight was higher than he even knew — something he admitted in a 2014 ESPN The Magazine story. That was because he didn’t step on a scale in the eight years after he was cut by the Indianapolis Colts. And when he did, the figure shocked him: 502.8 pounds."

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/weighi...ches-project-get-healthy-video-170751146.html

 

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

I hope he can get the help...

That is something to go from 260 pounds - 500 pounds...

 

[coolcock2001]

This is no lie a pic of him from his recent stint in the arena league...

 

[uscwill]

This is no lie a pic of him from his recent stint in the arena league...

Maybe he would look thinner if he wore # 222?

 

[The Coup Nazi]

He so fat now that he cut himself...another piece of cake.

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

Seems hard to believe that no trainers or coaches were asking him to stand on a scale. And, how can you almost double your weight and then be shocked ?

 

[LAST MANGO]

Sad and not-sad at the same time.

 

[coolcock2001]

Seems hard to believe that no trainers or coaches were asking him to stand on a scale. And, how can you almost double your weight and then be shocked ?

When you sign Jared Lorenzen you don't give a damn what the # on the scale says, just what the TDs and yards are I would think

 

[LAST MANGO]

When you sign Jared Lorenzen you don't give a damn what the # on the scale says, just what the TDs and yards are I would think

Plus, if you have to sign Jared Lorenzen, chances are you're not doing so well either.

 

[Art__Vandelay]

This is no lie a pic of him from his recent stint in the arena league...

 

[RockThrillCock]

I feel for the guy. He was a good QB at Kentucky, better than Couch in my opinion.

 

[1977 Cat]

Plus, if you have to sign Jared Lorenzen, chances are you're not doing so well either.

Got to disagree with you cause his numbers were damn good. He could throw the football.

 

[BigTomE]

It's not often that 2 of the best nicknames in football belong to the same player. Hefty Lefty and the Pillsbury Throwboy. Awesome

 

[ShannonL]

It's not often that 2 of the best nicknames in football belong to the same player. Hefty Lefty and the Pillsbury Throwboy. Awesome

I always liked J-Load.

 

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

This is no lie a pic of him from his recent stint in the arena league...

Not to poke fun of his weight, but that jersey makes him look like a Gator...

 

[coolcock2001]

I always liked J-Load.

Round Mound of Touchdown

 

[usc_nc]

So you are saying....he has lost weight since he played against US or usc

 

[mavcock]

I'd sign him if I had a crappy O Line. How many defensive linemen would it take to bring him down? And he had a sweet stroke with that arm. Except for that 2003 Florida game where he threw the worst interception of the year.

 

[muscleknight]

He doesn't need an OL. Its also amazing that he still plays football.

 

[coolcock2001]

We could use him at DT

 

[DarkCock]

Well, since we're talking about Kentucky football...there's a book out now about Hal Mumme.

Gwynne has written two outstanding books previously -- one about Stonewall Jackson and another about the last, great Comanche chief -- so I thought it was worth a read. It was a disappointing. He couldn't convince me that Hal Mumme is a genius because I watched the clown show that was Kentucky football while he coached there. Mumme's teams were entertaining, as clown shows often are, but they weren't well coached. Thumbs down.

 

[FWB4294]

I was actually impressed at how athletic he was for his size . He could actually move and make plays . I do remember him absolutely cockroaching a DB on a reverse block against UGA I think .

 

[robertfootball]

Hefty Lefty

 

[Black Diamond Cat]

Believe it or not he was a dandy basketball player in HS. He teamed with Derek Smith, who was his TE at UK, and the lost a game to DeMatha HS by a single point 54-53, and Dematha had Keith Bogans and Joe Forte, played in Washington DC.

 

[NJCockaigne]

Your family genetics plays so much into this.

That is not to say you have to take responsibility and et clean, exercise moderately and take care of yourself.

36 years old and 500 pounds? Now is the time to take control!

 

[Quisp]

Don't see many 60 year old 500 lb. folks walking around. Better start getting to a reasonable weight.

 

[Kitchenlabs]

Maybe he should be a patient on "My 600 lb. Life."

 

[LAST MANGO]

Got to disagree with you cause his numbers were damn good. He could throw the football.

Well yeah, 10 years and 200 pounds ago.

 

[RockThrillCock]

Well, since we're talking about Kentucky football...there's a book out now about Hal Mumme.

Gwynne has written two outstanding books previously -- one about Stonewall Jackson and another about the last, great Comanche chief -- so I thought it was worth a read. It was a disappointing. He couldn't convince me that Hal Mumme is a genius because I watched the clown show that was Kentucky football while he coached there. Mumme's teams were entertaining, as clown shows often are, but they weren't well coached. Thumbs down.

Maybe he didn't have talent. I liked having him their, he was a character. Just like Ed O and Les.

 

[SpurCock78]

Well, since we're talking about Kentucky football...there's a book out now about Hal Mumme.

Gwynne has written two outstanding books previously -- one about Stonewall Jackson and another about the last, great Comanche chief -- so I thought it was worth a read. It was a disappointing. He couldn't convince me that Hal Mumme is a genius because I watched the clown show that was Kentucky football while he coached there. Mumme's teams were entertaining, as clown shows often are, but they weren't well coached. Thumbs down.

Well, many of today's modern day offenses are directly influenced by what Mumme and Leach did at Kentucky.

As for great Lorenzen nicknames, nothing beats Fatass from the Bluegrass

 

[TheReelEss]

Plus, if you have to sign Jared Lorenzen, chances are you're not doing so well either.

He was on the Giants' roster for 4 years. he could play QB.

I hate it for him and hope he gets it under control.