The 2015 football season is finally here and the boys from down South are ready for it. Keep the pups outta’ the yard ‘cause the kid’s are gonna’ be playing running back – it’s time to get down to Leonard’s Losers.
Wofford vs. Clemson
It’s hard to get riled up ‘bout this mismatch unless you were at the last one. Dabo had all his all-stars that day but when the first half whistle blew Clemson fans thought their team did, too ‘cause 1800-student Wofford College was leading the home field Tigers 21-20 and Dabo was already wondering who was he gonna’ fire next and blame it on.
When Wofford came out and scored yet again to start the second half fully half the dead in the lot next door let out a mournful moan and that somehow woke those farmers up. For the entire decade it had been ‘cocks keeping those Tigers awake but the spirit of all things spooky worked that day and Clemson escaped with their lives by a lone TD.
It won’t be as close this year ‘cause the Tigers do have one of the finest quarterbacks in all of college football, and the sparse support he’ll get from his surrounding crew won’t be so evident against the outmanned Terriers. The game will probably be as ugly as a Clemson woman wearing long sleeves in September to hide her flabby arms but it’ll be enough to get the win.
LEONARD’S LOSER – Wofford
South Carolina vs. North Carolina
Both teams played some ugly games last year but the Gamecocks ended on a high note, while the ‘heels closed out 2014 gittin’ stomped on by New Jersey. UNC’s Coach Fedora thought he could fix all that hiring a fella’ who went from champ to chump so he invaded ESPN and snatched his new D-coach outta’ a booth and poof!!! - the Tar Heel faithful thought that might be as helpful to the football team as a friendly professor in African-American Studies.
It won’t be.
The HBC has rarely been more upset as by the quick turn of events that stung the Gamecocks in the heart of their 2014 season, but he rallied the troops and they whipped yet another ACC club in their bowl, the game Thursday night will be more of the same. When they turn out the lights on the Duke Energy Building laser show they’ll be little to remember except the ride home to Chapel Hill is a slow gradual climb, while the road to Columbia from Charlotte is all downhill.
LEONARD’S LOSER – North Carolina
Leonard Post Toasties – “Get Me Outta’ Here Percy!!!”
Wofford vs. Clemson
It’s hard to get riled up ‘bout this mismatch unless you were at the last one. Dabo had all his all-stars that day but when the first half whistle blew Clemson fans thought their team did, too ‘cause 1800-student Wofford College was leading the home field Tigers 21-20 and Dabo was already wondering who was he gonna’ fire next and blame it on.
When Wofford came out and scored yet again to start the second half fully half the dead in the lot next door let out a mournful moan and that somehow woke those farmers up. For the entire decade it had been ‘cocks keeping those Tigers awake but the spirit of all things spooky worked that day and Clemson escaped with their lives by a lone TD.
It won’t be as close this year ‘cause the Tigers do have one of the finest quarterbacks in all of college football, and the sparse support he’ll get from his surrounding crew won’t be so evident against the outmanned Terriers. The game will probably be as ugly as a Clemson woman wearing long sleeves in September to hide her flabby arms but it’ll be enough to get the win.
LEONARD’S LOSER – Wofford
South Carolina vs. North Carolina
Both teams played some ugly games last year but the Gamecocks ended on a high note, while the ‘heels closed out 2014 gittin’ stomped on by New Jersey. UNC’s Coach Fedora thought he could fix all that hiring a fella’ who went from champ to chump so he invaded ESPN and snatched his new D-coach outta’ a booth and poof!!! - the Tar Heel faithful thought that might be as helpful to the football team as a friendly professor in African-American Studies.
It won’t be.
The HBC has rarely been more upset as by the quick turn of events that stung the Gamecocks in the heart of their 2014 season, but he rallied the troops and they whipped yet another ACC club in their bowl, the game Thursday night will be more of the same. When they turn out the lights on the Duke Energy Building laser show they’ll be little to remember except the ride home to Chapel Hill is a slow gradual climb, while the road to Columbia from Charlotte is all downhill.
LEONARD’S LOSER – North Carolina
Leonard Post Toasties – “Get Me Outta’ Here Percy!!!”
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