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Life Under Quarantine

Harvard Gamecock

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Enjoy:

Life under quarantine:

  • Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
  • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
  • I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
  • Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
  • PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
  • Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
  • I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
  • So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
  • Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
  • My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
  • Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
  • I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
  • I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
  • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
  • Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
  • Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
 
Good stuff! Okay...let me clear my keyboard and take a shot:

The concept of the "cruise to nowhere" has an entirely different meaning now. They really mean "nowhere."

Just when gas gets cheap, I got nowhere to go. And I have to risk my life to get it.

For the first time ever, my wife says, "oh, you can just order for us "

I was so excited yesterday. My grandbaby skipped single words and went straight to "keep the change."
 
And.....is humor even appropriate? I think we are laughing at how we react more than the disease. In that case, it's necessary to occasionally look up and say, "what in the heck am I doing."
 
I have to admit everybody's yard in the Neighborhood is immaculate. I've run out of stuff to do to my yard. We've took Spring Cleaning to another level this year. I'm thinking about ordering a xbox or a Playstation, I haven't played Video Games in 20 years.
 
I have to admit everybody's yard in the Neighborhood is immaculate. I've run out of stuff to do to my yard. We've took Spring Cleaning to another level this year. I'm thinking about ordering a xbox or a Playstation, I haven't played Video Games in 20 years.

A lot has changed in 20 years. Realize going in there are 5 year olds that will beat your ass in a video game relentlessly and talk smack to you while doing it.
 
We all still need to smile and laugh a little.

I know I am running out of projects stuff to clean
Re organize, re re organize etc......

OP hit a homerun in my mind

I haven't even started on some of my projects but it looks like I am going to have plenty of time. My wife has put me to shame, she has everyone of her closets reorganized, bathroom cabinets, etc.

I did get out some yesterday and cut grass and today I vacuumed one of the cars. Man, the last two days here have been beautiful. One literally could not have ordered better days.
 
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That was outstanding! We need more of that kind of stuff. Wear masks everyone, for everyone's sake.

Me clicking the like button on this post a million times. I heard on the news today, all passengers on one of those cruise ships outside of Florida were tested for Covid-19. And 46% tested positive but were asymptomatic - 46%. Of couse, being in close quarters could and would cause the virus to spread faster.
 
Anybody else know exactly which one of their kids would do the bomb threat? I sure do.
 
A lot has changed in 20 years. Realize going in there are 5 year olds that will beat your ass in a video game relentlessly and talk smack to you while doing it.
Had that happen to me recently. I lived this long for this? At least I'm still living.
 
Enjoy:

Life under quarantine:

  • Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
  • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
  • I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
  • Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
  • PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
  • Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
  • I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
  • So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
  • Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
  • My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
  • Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
  • I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
  • I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
  • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
  • Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
  • Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

Thank you for this. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.
 
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