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My Dream

funktavious

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Our defense will score 2 TDs and we win in a blowout 31-10. Nick Saban announces his retirement and offers Dabo the HC position. Dabo announces that he is leaving Clemson. They lose half of their recruits. For the coup de grace, Alabama decides to hire someone else and Dabo ends up unemployed next year.
 
My dream...is that we seal the victory late with a pick six that goes 80 yards or more! Since we pretty much lead the conference in interceptions..that would be icing on the cake! Plus...we all know how great it feels watching something like that and listening to the crowd go absolutely INSANE!! That is my dream!
 
Our defense will score 2 TDs and we win in a blowout 31-10. Nick Saban announces his retirement and offers Dabo the HC position. Dabo announces that he is leaving Clemson. They lose half of their recruits. For the coup de grace, Alabama decides to hire someone else and Dabo ends up unemployed next year.
That's a nice dream. Mine: UGA exercises the deamons of Bama in Atlanta then beats ND in the playoff. Faces Ohio State in the title game. Kirby doesn't make a dumb coaching decision that costs us the game. Bennett doesn't panic under pressure and throw a pick 6 that costs us the game. The Dawg defense holds and we (finally) bring home the title. PS. I'll also add the part about Saban retiring.
 
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My dream...is that we seal the victory late with a pick six that goes 80 yards or more! Since we pretty much lead the conference in interceptions..that would be icing on the cake! Plus...we all know how great it feels watching something like that and listening to the crowd go absolutely INSANE!! That is my dream!
ok that, but we don’t quite get in, down by two, parker nails the field goal for the win and he gets the scoring record with that walk off!
 
ok that, but we don’t quite get in, down by two, parker nails the field goal for the win and he gets the scoring record with that walk off!
How about we’re down by 2, we go 92 yards and get stopped at the 1. Parker misses but taters are offsides and he gets a 2nd chance and nails it to set the record and run out the clock. Then on all the highlights they show Dabo chewing out the lineman who was offside who proceeds to bitch slap him
 
It’s a low-scoring slugfest, as we struggle to move the ball against Clemsons defensive front. The Clemson offense seems snake-bitten all evening: busted assignments, alignment penalties, and 2 bad turnovers.
With less than a minute to go in the game, tied at 6, Clemson has the ball, 1st and 10 at the USC 12 yard line. All they have to do is line the kicker up, run some clock, and kick a game winner. But, on 3rd down, Tony Elliot, coaching from the sideline, goes for it all. Clemson runs a WR screen. But it’s a backward pass. DJU sneaks out of the backfield, and appears wide open in the end zone. Just as the spiral reaches his fingertips, Jaylen Foster comes out of nowhere, makes the pick, and streaks 105 yards down the sideline as time expires. It’s 100% obvious he knew what play was coming.
Dabo goes on a tirade, searching for Tony Elliot. Elliot comes up from behind, smashes Dabo over the head with a stretcher from the trainer’s tent, and stands over Dabos motionless body.
The stadium goes silent with confusion as Shane Beamer walks up to the Clemson sideline. Elliot rips off his Clemson hoodie, revealing a Gamecock pullover. He and Beamer laugh and embrace. Beamer let’s the ESPN sideline reporter know: “Tony Elliot has been working for South Carolina all year. He has not only sabotaged Clemsons offense all year, but he has been signaling plays to us all night. I’d like to announce my associate head coach, Tony Elliot!”
 
How about we’re down by 2, we go 92 yards and get stopped at the 1. Parker misses but taters are offsides and he gets a 2nd chance and nails it to set the record and run out the clock. Then on all the highlights they show Dabo chewing out the lineman who was offside who proceeds to bitch slap him
wow! if that happens, many of us would be in the hospital with chest pains after the game
 
Our defense will score 2 TDs and we win in a blowout 31-10. Nick Saban announces his retirement and offers Dabo the HC position. Dabo announces that he is leaving Clemson. They lose half of their recruits. For the coup de grace, Alabama decides to hire someone else and Dabo ends up unemployed next year.
I like your dream and all, but can we work in something to where Dabo also catches syphilis from a promiscuous sheep?
 
My dream is that Clemson, down by 2, lines up to kick a chip shot FG. Dabo's son bobbles the snap and can't spot the ball, he panics and throws the ball to a Gamecock defender who returns it for a TD. We win by 9.
 
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