OT: Lyrics to songs you had wrong until you read them or were corrected.

[bayrooster]

Boston. "See that derriere (Mary Ann) walkin' away".

That makes total sense to me.

 

[jedi_mike]

Yeah my wife likes this song. Won't allow it on my playlist. She's added the thing at least 5 times. It comes on in the shuffle, I delete it again. Tater music.

A friend of mine who died of a massive heart attack when he was in his early 20s(nearly 25 years ago) loved this song.every time this song comes on the radio makes me think of him.died way to early.

 

[jedi_mike]

For me,I can’t make out any song that’s on the radio today.

 

[andersoncountycock]

Ruby are you constipated and going out somewhere?

 

[bayrooster]

Ruby are you constipated and going out somewhere?

That's why she went to Ruby Tuesday's.

 

[vehemon]

Can't find the buuuuuuuttttter maaannnn

 

[vacock#]

I have to concentrate to tell if they are singing

 

[Judson1]

Rock the Casbah:
What I heard “Shakey told his Cadillac”
Actual: “The Sheik he drove his Cadillac”

 

[bayrooster]

I have to concentrate to tell if they are singing

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The A/C probably wasn't working, so they dressed appropriately.

 

[fowl_mood]

My college girlfriend and her suite mate didn't know Jimmy Buffet was calling out band member "Mr Utley" to play in the middle of "Volcano" They would always sing " Mr. Coffee." Of course, back then, Mr Coffee was everywhere. I didn't much like coffee, and then I didn't much like her. It all percolates to the top.

 

[d-dawg]

Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze

heard: scuse me while I kiss this guy. WTH
actual: scuse me while I kiss the sky

 

[hahnenkampf]

Along the Watchtower

Correct:
Business men, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth

I heard:
Business men, they drink my wine
Come and take my herb

That’s what I still think it is. Dang!

 

[The Coup Nazi]

Robert Palmer…Addicted To Love

Right: Might as well face it. You’re addicted to love.
Wrong: Might as well face it. You’re a dick with a glove.

 

[OldWiseCock]

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Ohio

wrong: Forgetting Ohio
right: Four dead in Ohio

 

[BigTomE]

Whip it

Actual lyrics:
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it

My wife's lyrics:
Go forward
Move ahead
Tattoo detective

 

[vacock#]

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Ohio

wrong: Forgetting Ohio
right: Four dead in Ohio

Kent State

 

[bayrooster]

Whip it

Actual lyrics:
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it

My wife's lyrics:
Go forward
Move ahead
Tattoo detective

Some tattoos are covered by clothing, makes sense. 😄

 

[WingchunCock]

Any Bob Dylan song….🤣

 

[importcock]

The A/C probably wasn't working, so they dressed appropriately.

No, I think it was working just fine. Didn't you see those goose bumps?

 

[importcock]

I usually like to change the lyrics intentionally. Like this old Smokey Robinson song:
"Since you left me if you see me with another girl
Seeming like I'm having fun
Although she may be cute
She's just a prostitute" (Substitute)

 

[surfincock]

Actual: There's a girl my Lord in a flat bed ford slowing down to take a look at me.
me: There's a girl my Lord in a black pair of cords (corduroy pants) slowing down to take a look at me.

 

[loriscock77]

“Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel” (Kyrie by Mr Mister).

I heard “can we use that laser…..”

 

[bayrooster]

“Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel” (Kyrie by Mr Mister).

I heard “can we use that laser…..”

Or "Carry a laser..."

 

[Deut6_4-9]

Every song I've ever heard. My comprehension skills are horrible.

 

[Silver_Coconut]

I've been to the danger zone.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone

I can see all icicles in my way

 

[carolinagirl79]

“There’s a bathroom on the right” for “there's a bad moon on the rise“

“Heard it in a love song - ding, dang, dong” for “heard it in a love song - can't be wrong.”