1. "The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."___ Al McGuire
2. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ___ Andy Rooney
3. "At every party there are two kinds of people --- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." ___ Ann Landers
4." Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."____Anton Checkov
5. "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." ___ Bill Watterson
6. "As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." ___ Buddy Hackett
7. "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." ___ Dave Barry
2. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ___ Andy Rooney
3. "At every party there are two kinds of people --- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." ___ Ann Landers
4." Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."____Anton Checkov
5. "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." ___ Bill Watterson
6. "As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." ___ Buddy Hackett
7. "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." ___ Dave Barry
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