OT: What are you doing for your spouse/SO for Valentines day?

[gamecockfan04]

Got my wife balloons, flowers and perfume,but liking for other ideas.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

6.25"

 

[cock1971]

Do they have any idea how much we dread Valentine's day from one year to the next? Even if you've been really good to her all year she still expects special treatment $$$$$$....If they really cared about giving us a special evening they would invite their hot girlfriend over and both would be in lingerie...

 

[gamecockfan04]

^^

^^ , I meant something she was looking forward to.

 

[cock1971]

Hey, it's 2015...She does look forward to that once in a while...

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Got my wife a pocketbook and two (2) cards. We are going out to eat at a nice restaurant after Valentines Day because all nice restaurants will be busy Saturday night.

 

[ipull4usc]

Originally posted by Rod Dangerfield:
6.25"

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

6.25"

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That is somewhere SHORT of funny!!! LOL
This post was edited on 2/12 12:01 PM by Freddie.B.Cocky

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

Originally posted by Freddie.B.Cocky:
6.25"

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That is somewhere SHORT of funny!!! LOL
This post was edited on 2/12 12:01 PM by Freddie.B.Cocky

Always works.

 

[bowiestar2003]

LOL...6.25" sums it up.

This post was edited on 2/12 1:23 PM by bowiestar2003

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

Must be a ton of hung jokers in here, I guess.

 

[CCUIrmo]

Taking her to see her in-laws (my parents). All is fair, she had my in-laws(her parents) come visit for my birthday. My day gets ruined and now so does hers
At least she likes my parents so that is something and they will buy our meals so I get out real cheap

 

[mtubs18]

Well this thread took a turn for the worse. OP, you may want to start a new post with a re-phrased question.

 

[Cock_Donor]

Originally posted by gamecockfan04:
Got my wife balloons, flowers and perfume,but liking for other ideas.

The placement of that last comma, the next two words, and the misspelling almost makes it look like you'd given her a very personal cleaning.

 

[CaliCock]

Originally posted by Rod Dangerfield:
Must be a ton of hung jokers in here, I guess.

Rod's wife said "Baby, I want you to give me 9" and make it hurt," so he gave her 3" three times and hit her with a rock.

 

[bogiecock]

Originally posted by Rod Dangerfield:
Must be a ton of hung jokers in here, I guess.

Is "Rod" a nickname?

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

Originally posted by bogiecock:

Originally posted by Rod Dangerfield:
Must be a ton of hung jokers in here, I guess.

Is "Rod" a nickname?

Short for Rodtelius.

 

[PhantomBantam]

Went to Morganelli's and got a Nectar Impérial Rosé. Never tried it. Pretty good pricing on that too.

A Scharffen Berger Bittersweet 70 bar.

A case of the Campbells carton soups: Organic Tomato Basil.

And a wedge of cheese that was made from cow, sheep and goat's milk. Found it at Sam's... She likes cheezzzz.