OT: What is your favorite line(s) from the movie Christmas Vacation.

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Mine is:

Clark: “If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where’s the Tylenol?”

 

[Anna_Nimmitty]

“Sh*tter’s full.” — Uncle Eddie

 

[Ready-set-BOOM]

You serious Clark?

 

[uscclassof74]

Eddie: If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player.

Clark: What about the kids?

Eddie: His kids can fend for themselves.

 

[chick75]

"Hey, Griswold. Where you gonna put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and I'll show you!"
"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way!"
"I wasn't talking to you."

GOCOCKS! BEATCOASTAL! BEATMICH!

 

[classof95#]

Eddie: It's the darndest thing, she falls down a well and her eyes cross, she gets kicked in the head by a mule and they go back.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

00:35 mark

 

[92Pony]

Where do you even start?!? That movie has become a freaking classic!! Chocked full of awesome quotes!

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?

Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
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Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

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Art: The little lights... they aren't twinkling.

Clark: I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.

 

[Six Million Dollar Man]

“Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.”

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

“Sh*tter’s full.” — Uncle Eddie

That was probably my second favorite line.

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Where do you even start?!? That movie has become a freaking classic!! Chocked full of awesome quotes!

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?

Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
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Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

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Art: The little lights... they aren't twinkling.

Clark: I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.

It is one of the all time Christmas movie classics, it's right up there with "It's a Wonderful Life".

 

[jjjpppbbb]

Clark (at the department store): "Can't see the line can you, Russ?"

 

[DeepfriedCock]

“Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now…”

 

[NCGamcockFan2167]

Clark, her eyes are frozen!

 

[kell9941]

I don’t know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothin between my head and the ground but a piece of government plastic.

 

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it? Mary: You have your coat on. Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

 

[bogiecock]

No way to pick one line from that movie. I'm gonna see if I can find and watch it right now...

 

[92Pony]

Clark (at the department store): "Can't see the line can you, Russ?"

That whole scene - like many in the movie - is GREAT!!

 

[cockyferg]

Mine is:

Clark: “If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where’s the Tylenol?”

"Shitter's full"

 

[jonesz21]

Moon River. Oh wait wrong movie

 

[Poultry King]

Clark: I cant believe your actually standing here in my living room.

Eddy: yeah, I’m excited about it too

 

[M/Sramwrestler]

Why is the carpet wet Todd?
I don't know Margo!

 

[uscg1984]

“Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now…”

I think that's my favorite as well, but hard to pick just one.

 

[Boom4life]

You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

 

[jjjpppbbb]

Moon River. Oh wait wrong movie

Got the whole fist up there, Doc?

 

[cockyferg]

"You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got" cousin eddie

 

[Poultry King]

Sorry. Shitting rocks!

 

[gamecockfan04]

"Wheres Eddie? He usually eats those goddam things"!

 

[gamecockfan04]

"And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse" .

"Don't piss me off Art"!

 

[Golden Cock]

Not Christmas Vacation, but one of my favorite Chevy Chase scenes:

 

[msc1992]

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Kiss my A**
Kiss his A**
Kiss your A**
Happy Hanukkah

 

[joplin gamecock1]

Clemson sucks!!!!! thats my favorite line in every movie

 

[tl from little hell]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." Oops.. Wrong movie (but a classic line).

 

[flatwoodcock]

eddie"before we left he drank a quart of pennzoil and when he lifted his legg the next day, whew". referring to his dog Snotts.

 

[bushmastercock]

Ruby Sue- hims nervous
Clark- nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue- shitting bricks
Clark- you shouldn’t use that word
Ruby Sue- sorry, shitting rocks

 

[Justarandomthought]

That's an rrrr vee.......

 

[GulfCoastCock]

Mine is:

Clark: “If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where’s the Tylenol?”

No doubt, the best....wonder how many takes it took to get that scene right....lol

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Where do you even start?!? That movie has become a freaking classic!! Chocked full of awesome quotes!

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?

Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
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Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

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Art: The little lights... they aren't twinkling.

Clark: I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.

If I had a farther-in-law like Art, I would tell my wife we are going to move as far away from him as possible and he was never allowed to visit us. If my wife wanted to see him then she could go visit him at his home.

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

No doubt, the best....wonder how many takes it took to get that scene right....lol

I wondered the same thing. Maybe he was reading off of a teleprompter. LOL!

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Someone said start a thread on favorite lines from Christmas Vacation, so here it is, already started. LOL!