OT Your favorite Christmas Vacation movie quotes...

[hotshotcock]

“We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye.”

 

[jawdropper]

Shitters full

 

[usaguy40]

 

[msc1992]

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Kiss My A**
Kiss His A**
Kiss Your Own A**
Happy Hannakah

 

[gpcocks]

That dude above took mine..

By the way, Quaid is off his rocker these days.

 

[flatwoodcock]

Before we left he drank a half quart of pennzoil and when he lifted his legg the next day, whew, Eddie talking about his dog"snotts".

 

[BigTomE]

Save the neck for me Clark

 

[SilatGamecock]

Yule log, not that I have a log.

 

[Gamecock Lifer]

"It is a wiener but nippley out there"

I use this one too often at inappropriate times.

 

[FORKCOCK]

Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."

 

[paladin181]

Why has this thread been repeated so many times? Great movie and all.. but geez.

 

[cockofdawn]