Please help

[Thats Mr. Prophet to you]

Friends,

I've basically been drinking liquor 24/7 since the 13th of last month, and I'm not able to stop. My grandson pleads for me to drink water, but I find the taste horrific compared to Dewars. Quitting cold turkey is completely out of the question, so do any of you know how to slowly ween a person back on to water? I'm skittish of needles after the 80's, but I'm willing to go on a water drip if it's the only option. Thanks for any advice in advance.

Love yall.
Proph

 

[ken in sacramento]

How are you not dead? call 911

 

[jimnasium]

You need advice from somewhere other than FGF.

 

[USCBatgirl21]

You need advice from somewhere other than FGF.

I'm truly hoping the OP is in jest.
And if so, it's a pretty sick joke.

 

[jimnasium]

I'm truly hoping the OP is in jest.
And if so, it's a pretty sick joke.

Yeah that's why I posted the semi-sarcastic remark.

 

[cockofdawn]

well I am sorry to hear that, but i saved alot of money on my car insurance..

 

[Out of Conference]

#FreeRod

 

[GamecockJL]

#FreeRod

#FreeRod

 

[heavycock]

Are you the dude that took the drunk boating trip down the Santee with your grandson? If so, that was a great story and I suggest you keep drinking.

 

[heavycock]

#FreeRod

#FreeRod
#FreeLiquor

 

[BlueCord86]

You need advice from somewhere other than FGF.

Reckon he should ask TIF?

 

[permacock70]

Friends,

I've basically been drinking liquor 24/7 since the 13th of last month, and I'm not able to stop. My grandson pleads for me to drink water, but I find the taste horrific compared to Dewars. Quitting cold turkey is completely out of the question, so do any of you know how to slowly ween a person back on to water? I'm skittish of needles after the 80's, but I'm willing to go on a water drip if it's the only option. Thanks for any advice in advance.

Love yall.
Proph

Totally classless

 

[Kitchenlabs]

I don't think drinking is your only problem.

 

[woodruffcock]

You need advice from somewhere other than FGF.

I'm truly hoping the OP is in jest.
And if so, it's a pretty sick joke.

Batgirl, you are awesome at stats and such. What was the date of the now infamous 9/11 post?

 

[jimnasium]

Rod is that you?

 

[OldFartCock]

Get you a bag of "green" & a pipe... You will be off the liquor in no time....It works...I know from experience.

 

[Horseshoe 04]

I don’t have friends I have family

 

[jonesz21]

#FreeRod

#freerod

 

[OldFartCock]

Small Talk???????

 

[TRUEGARNET]

Time and a place. This is neither.

 

[OldFartCock]

Good.Glad to see it gone...

 

[USCBatgirl21]

Batgirl, you are awesome at stats and such. What was the date of the now infamous 9/11 post?

Honestly I don't know because thankfully I missed that one.

 

[muscleknight]

The Holiday Inn Booze De-Tox Program:

Day 1 - Mix 10% water, 90% booze
Day 2 - Mix 20% water, 80% booze
Day 3 - Mix 30% water, 70% booze
Day 4 - Mix 40% water, 60% booze
Day 5 - Mix 50% water, 50% booze
Day 6 - Mix 60% water, 40% booze
Day 7 - Mix 70% water, 30% booze
Day 8 - Mix 80% water, 20% booze
Day 9 - Mix 90% water, 10% booze
Day 10 - 100% water, 0% booze

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

I don't think drinking is your only problem.

Boy, that is the truth if ever I heard it.

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Rod is that you?

You know it is! Who else could and WOULD a post such a classless message! Who wants anyone else to know we have such a classless poster such as the above?

 

[JeffTweedyFan]

Sad what passes for funny these days.

 

[jonesz21]

Sad what passes for funny these days.

I know. Folks shouldn’t laugh at Dabo’s ears.

 

[South Cack]

I'm truly hoping the OP is in jest.
And if so, it's a pretty sick joke.

Its Rod, he got banned on or near the 13th right?