Question about Frank Thomas and his Nugenix commercial:

[Jon Snow]

I get that its probably just written in to as a sales technique, but...

Is Frank Thomas really supposed to be a knee-grinder to the women in these commercials? I don't see anything wrong with the guy, but portraying him as MILF-bait feels kind of forced. Then again....it isn't like I know how women think.

 

[SpurCock78]

Hes also overweight with a big gut

 

[Legendary Cock]

Hes also overweight with a big gut

But a bigger bank account.

 

[GeauxCocks7]

I get that its probably just written in to as a sales technique, but...

Is Frank Thomas really supposed to be a knee-grinder to the women in these commercials? I don't see anything wrong with the guy, but portraying him as MILF-bait feels kind of forced. Then again....it isn't like I know how women think.

Trust me, she will like it too!

 

[Mr.Cocky83]

The acting in those commercials is first-rate.

 

[cockn'fyr]

I like the Terry Bradshaw bath tub commercial, he is definitely over medicated in that one!

 

[TheReelEss]

Hes also overweight with a big gut

When the woman says "more like the Big Hunk" I always reply "More like a Big Chunk". If he's the poster boy for a product, one must assume it makes you at least 50 lbs. overweight.

 

[roosterbell]

Hey! Why all the hate for the "BIG" hurt?

 

[coolcock2001]

Yes, a 6'5 former professional athlete who just turned 50 is gonna have problems attracting women. You got it OP

 

[Heyward1]

There is a entire genre of porn dedicated to this OP. Go check it out.

 

[permacock70]

I get that its probably just written in to as a sales technique, but...

I saw Thomas hit a home run in Chicago some 20 years ago.The ball never got over 15 high and it took about 1 second for it to hand in the bleachers. He absolutely crush it!!!



Is Frank Thomas really supposed to be a knee-grinder to the women in these commercials? I don't see anything wrong with the guy, but portraying him as MILF-bait feels kind of forced. Then again....it isn't like I know how women think.

I get that its probably just written in to as a sales technique, but...

Is Frank Thomas really supposed to be a knee-grinder to the women in these commercials? I don't see anything wrong with the guy, but portraying him as MILF-bait feels kind of forced. Then again....it isn't like I know how women think.

I get that its probably just written in to as a sales technique, but...

Is Frank Thomas really supposed to be a knee-grinder to the women in these commercials? I don't see anything wrong with the guy, but portraying him as MILF-bait feels kind of forced. Then again....it isn't like I know how women think.

 

[Jon Snow]

There is a entire genre of porn dedicated to this OP. Go check it out.

Rule 34

 

[MScott64]

The big black stick represents his penis.

 

[redrogers]

The big black stick represents his penis.

Is that how he got the name”Big Hurt”?

 

[sclawman77]

Trust me, she will like it too!

Ha those commercials are corny. Take the stuff and you will gain a ton of muscle and be a big stud like Frank. Forget making it to second or third base, you're gonna be knocking it out of the park and scoring regularly.

 

[MScott64]

Ha those commercials are corny. Take the stuff and you will gain a ton of muscle and be a big stud like Frank. Forget making it to second or third base, you're gonna be knocking it out of the park and scoring regularly.

I'm sold. Do you have a link?

 

[sclawman77]

I get that its probably just written in to as a sales technique, but...

Is Frank Thomas really supposed to be a knee-grinder to the women in these commercials? I don't see anything wrong with the guy, but portraying him as MILF-bait feels kind of forced. Then again....it isn't like I know how women think.

Last thing I will say about this. I agree with your sentiments. I understand they're trying to sell the stuff as building your physique and increasing your libido blah blah blah. What is humorous is how the women in the commercial are so into Frank when he walks in the room. Seriously if he walked into my local grocery store, most wouldn't have a clue who he was. Maybe a few guys who follow sports. I think Bo Jackson (another Auburn guy) does a testosterone supplement commercial too but without the sex appeal angle.

 

[Jon Snow]

Last thing I will say about this. I agree with your sentiments. I understand they're trying to sell the stuff as building your physique and increasing your libido blah blah blah. What is humorous is how the women in the commercial are so into Frank. Seriously if he walked into my local grocery store, most wouldn't have a clue who he was. Maybe a few guys who follow sports.

Yes! My thoughts exactly.

 

[pepsicock]

I turn the channel

 

[The Coup Nazi]

Does the product work? (asking for a friend who drives a Pinto)

 

[Thigh Man]

Does the product work? (asking for a friend who drives a Pinto)

Tell your pinto buddy that if he tries this stuff all the ladies will be asking him to park his Cadillac in their garage.

 

[coolcock2001]

Bet nobody even notices when he walks in!

 

[Jon Snow]

Bet nobody even notices when he walks in!

Yes, a 6'5 former professional athlete who just turned 50 is gonna have problems attracting women. You got it OP

You seem invested in defending the sex appeal of Frank Thomas.

 

[coolcock2001]

You seem invested in defending the sex appeal of Frank Thomas.

I plan to spend the better part of my day at the office today battling you on the subject