Ray Tanner, dream boss:

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  1. ansoncock

    ansoncock Active Member
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    Performance review time:

    Now Willy, you screwed up big time this football season. You wasted Daks running talent, and his ability to throw the bomb while the other teams were expecting a handoff. You stuck our gimpy freshman qb out there without adequate protection. Frankly, you just didn't win enough games. And alas, poor Urich! Here's your $175,000 bonus, and get out of here.

    And remember, you screw up big time again next year, and you will be set for life! (re: $18,000,000.00 buyout)

    Why couldn't I have worked for Ray?
     
  2. cocky4

    cocky4 Well-Known Member
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    because companies that have people like Ray running things...do not stay in business long.
     
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    sclawman77 Well-Known Member
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    Like I said in another thread:

    Ray is the dream boss. Job performance? Don't worry about that. By the way, got another bonus for you. Do a half @ss job next year and I can get you an extension.
     
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    Tanner is our own version of Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld.
     
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  5. ansoncock

    ansoncock Active Member
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    Yes, you said it first!
     

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