Texas Special Teams Coach’s stripper girlfriend’s pet monkey bites child on Halloween.

[Fish&Grits]

Her stage name is Pole Assassin. This may be the weird sports story of the year.

https://www.si.com/.amp/extra-mustard/2021/11/02/texas-longhorns-jeff-banks-girlfriend-monkey

 

[Horseshoe 04]

Almost hillbilly headline worthy

 

[be cocky]

 

[importcock]

Man I hate it when that happens.

 

[Gamecock122]

did he spank his Monkey?

 

[duckcock2.0.0]

Somebody provoked that poor monkey!

 

[BattleshipTexas]

I was wondering when this story would get here. I mean who wants to live in a world where your recruiting coordinator can't have a stripper girl friend and a monkey?

 

[BattleshipTexas]

Almost hillbilly headline worthy

We did recently steal this assistant from Alabama where he was Saban's best recruiter. Also he was interim head coach at Texas A&M the year Sumlin was fired.

 

[duckcock2.0.0]

I was wondering when this story would get here. I mean who wants to live in a world where your recruiting coordinator can't have a stripper girl friend and a monkey?

If you live in a world where your stripper girlfriend can't have a pet monkey can you really even call that living?

 

[Gaimcock]

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Damn! Just, Damn!!

 

[SC 95]

Her thighs may be bigger than some of the A&M players' thighs. .

Jeff Banks' mother must be proud.