What Are the Symptoms of Mushamp Football Coaching Syndrome?

[broken_cock_]

What Are the Symptoms of Mushamp Football Coaching Syndrome (Munchausen Syndrome) ?

Syndrome symptoms include:

1. Dramatic but inconsistent coaching history
2. Unclear coaching problems that are not controllable and that become more severe or change once the college football season has begun
3. Predictable relapses following improvement in the condition
4. Extensive knowledge of college politics and/or college football terminology
5. Presence of multiple unforced and embarrassing losses
6. Appearance of new or additional symptoms following an embarrassing loss
7. Presence of symptoms only when the coach is with players or the press
8. Willingness or eagerness to have repeated discussion of problems games, terrible coaching, etc. as to blame on others

There are many other symptoms, not mentioned here. Please feel to add to the list!

 

[75CarolinaFan]

9. Blaming injuries(been unlucky for a decade of being a HC)
10. Ordering assistant coaches not to speak to the media
11. Doubling down on stupid(saying he hasn't changed)
12. Players blocking members of their own team
13. Believing journalists that don't understand football terminology somehow devalues their opinion that you suck as a head coach
14. Hiring assistants that already got you fired once
15. Repeating "at the end of the day" and thinking no one notices it
16. Saying on Thursday the team prepared well and then Saturday they look like they've never played the game
17. Lying about injuries
18. Not being able to beat Kentucky
19. 1 Top 25 win in 4 years

 

[broken_cock_]

20. Call your current team the best team you have ever had when you know, that even with a top ten team, you will be lucky to go 8-4 (according to the media).

 

[Gamecockben1979]

21. Can’t score when getting the ball inside the 5 yard line.

 

[GeoFrog]

22. Never placing blame appropriately . in UNC loss says it's not all Jake's fault. Lose to Mizzou and say it's not Hilinski fault. Hell we couldn't run the ball. Did you guys not understand we couldn't run the ball? Not Ryan's fault we can't run the ball

 

[JKFISH513]

23. Forcing Tommy Suggs to literally be speechless each game on the air and call our running game an embarrassment multiple times on air.
24. Being the exact reason of our worst ever road game crowd. I was there. Literally maybe and I mean maybe 750 Carolina people over in section 101 behind the band. Just disgusting

 

[ConKreteCock]

25) If a new RB emerges on the scene and averages over 20 ypc, he will be benched immediately. Any success will absolutely not be tolerated.

 

[Goose cock]

26. An incompetent AD and dumb a board of trustees are always required to be snookered.

 

[Chanticleer37]

12. Players blocking members of their own team

 

[Goose cock]

Good one

 

[broken_cock_]

27. If you find a scheme or play that works great, don't use it again.

 

[TheReelEss]

28. Having guys who are NFL caliber and losing to players not even in their league, figuratively.
29. Never having a good, experienced QB.

 

[TheReelEss]

30. Saying things like "stick your face in the fan" when your team can't even wrap up while tackling.

 

[GarnetBlood80]

31. THERE IS NO DAMN COACHING!

 

[broken_cock_]

31. THERE IS NO DAMN COACHING!

We were joking yesterday, that it reminded us of our unorganized football games behind the high school.

 

[broken_cock_]

32. If one of his starters gets shown up by better, bench-bound, talent, you get butt hurt and keep the superior player on the bench.

 

[TexasCox]

33. Must wait until after the game to evaluate.

 

[TheReelEss]

34. Always too young all over the field though you've been recruiting here for 4 years.

 

[BobbyB1975]

35. Burn thru more OC’s than a pack of Winston non filters at a NASCAR event

 

[robertfootball]

33. Must wait until after the game to evaluate.

Yeah “gotta watch the film”. But then you never hear anything about it after that. It’s like when a girl says “I’ll let you know”.......she never lets you know.lol

 

[_NOVA_]

I think Will spends most of his time coming up with motivational taglines.

All gas, no brakes!

So what, now what?

Man down. Man up

Leave no doubt

Match me

Toughness. Effort. Discipline.

 

[heavycock]

36. When you're down by 3+ scores and you give up a 20+ yard play on defense late in the game, whomever makes the tackle needs to get in the ball carrier's face and talk $hit to let everyone know we mean business.

 

[TheReelEss]

37. Down 17 points, get unsportsmanlike penalties for things like throwing a shoe. THROWING A DAMN SHOE!

 

[CCGC34]

As sad as it is, this thread made me lol. That's about all we have left at this point. A good laugh.

 

[MIghtee]

Stick to the process

 

[ccantey9782]

37. Down 17 points, get unsportsmanlike penalties for things like throwing a shoe. THROWING A DAMN SHOE!

 

[Kpmack]

We were joking yesterday, that it reminded us of our unorganized football games behind the high school.

Damn! I just spite my coffee out. Lol! That is the best description of what this team looks like I have heard so far.

 

[Kpmack]

Lmao! That shoe gained more yards than our running game did all day.

 

[Rollerdude123]

Don’t forget the main symptom:


The NEXT game is always the key game

All the other losses don’t really count. The NEXT game is the one that really matters.

It even infects “Insiders” https://southcarolina.rivals.com/news/kentucky-game-will-be-huge-to-determine-the-rest-of-the-season


Moral of the story- The NEXT game is the key. It’s never, ever the game that you just blew no matter now many losses you have or how lousy you look on the field.

 

[Wiles2]

What Are the Symptoms of Mushamp Football Coaching Syndrome (Munchausen Syndrome) ?

Syndrome symptoms include:

1. Dramatic but inconsistent coaching history
2. Unclear coaching problems that are not controllable and that become more severe or change once the college football season has begun
3. Predictable relapses following improvement in the condition
4. Extensive knowledge of college politics and/or college football terminology
5. Presence of multiple unforced and embarrassing losses
6. Appearance of new or additional symptoms following an embarrassing loss
7. Presence of symptoms only when the coach is with players or the press
8. Willingness or eagerness to have repeated discussion of problems games, terrible coaching, etc. as to blame on others

There are many other symptoms, not mentioned here. Please feel to add to the list!

Hanging onto the notion that you're head coach material, at the great expense of others.

 

[DocSmith89]

38) Finding a sucker school that will give you a $22 million buyout.

 

[Kpmack]

Don’t forget the main symptom:


The NEXT game is always the key game

All the other losses don’t really count. It the NEXT game is the one that really matters.

It even infects “Insiders” https://southcarolina.rivals.com/news/kentucky-game-will-be-huge-to-determine-the-rest-of-the-season

So true but in reality it’s really the only thing they can say to keep readers interested in the program. There is zero chance we beat Kentucky. Absolutely none and we all know it but just don’t want to believe it. This is by far the worst coaching I have ever seen in any sport in my life.

 

[broken_cock_]

Don’t forget the main symptom:


The NEXT game is always the key game

All the other losses don’t really count. The NEXT game is the one that really matters.

It even infects “Insiders” https://southcarolina.rivals.com/news/kentucky-game-will-be-huge-to-determine-the-rest-of-the-season


Moral of the story- The NEXT game is the key. It’s never, ever the game that you just blew no matter now many losses you have or how lousy you look on the field.

Bingo!

 

[HI Cock]

39. Selling ice to Eskimos

 

[A_F_Deerhunter]

Yeah “gotta watch the film”. But then you never hear anything about it after that. It’s like when a girl says “I’ll let you know”.......she never lets you know.lol

It is not that we/fans are dumb, blind and ......,
It is we allow it and over time it becomes the "norm".

 

[CockofEarle]

What Are the Symptoms of Mushamp Football Coaching Syndrome (Munchausen Syndrome) ?

Syndrome symptoms include:

1. Dramatic but inconsistent coaching history
2. Unclear coaching problems that are not controllable and that become more severe or change once the college football season has begun
3. Predictable relapses following improvement in the condition
4. Extensive knowledge of college politics and/or college football terminology
5. Presence of multiple unforced and embarrassing losses
6. Appearance of new or additional symptoms following an embarrassing loss
7. Presence of symptoms only when the coach is with players or the press
8. Willingness or eagerness to have repeated discussion of problems games, terrible coaching, etc. as to blame on others

There are many other symptoms, not mentioned here. Please feel to add to the list!

U have a broken_cock?

 

[broken_cock_]

U have a broken_cock?

No, I am a "Sprit-broken" Cocks fan - my fan experience of accepting mediocrity for over 45 yrs broke me. .

 

[jerryusc]

@Kpmack "This is by far the worst coaching I have ever seen in any sport in my life."

That's jaw dropping but out AD is satisfied. I know all that about supporting Will during season but he went overboard and seemed to say he's satisfied with the staff and the 1-3 record; so he could have used different words to explain his attitude about this yrs' FB coaching. It's not the players. It's piss poor coaching. Will has lost a lot of fans and the team may be next if it isn't already.

 

[Cockish]

Wash, rinse and repeat all the while hoping for a different outcome.

 

[CockofEarle]

No, I am a "Sprit-broken" Cocks fan - my fan experience of accepting mediocrity for over 45 yrs broke me. .

45 yrs might well break a cock........seek immediate medical attention!