Why is the substance on the Kentucky pitcher's hand a human interest story?

[fightingcock103]

I don't see how the super glue he's blowing on is less of an unfair advantage for a pitcher as vasoline or pine tar? It's roughly the same as pine tar, it just burns less under the skin.

 

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

I don't see how the super glue he's blowing on is less of an unfair advantage for a pitcher as vasoline or pine tar? It's roughly the same as pine tar, it just burns less under the skin.

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb