Give me some boring Iowa. However, I can understand why some people don't find it entertaining.I don’t think the last game was boring since we didn’t know who was going to win. We even had a pick six from the defense.
I want a boring game like Alabama produces: there is no question who will win and every time they get the ball, they score.
Nothing wrong with OP adulting. Time off should be fun and not like a different kind of work. Screw all of the "true fan" BS (ex. true fans going to every game and stay to 00:00 and never criticize v. true fans should try and fire the coaching staff each week).
Hope you have a great Saturday watching USC v. Tennessee or doing something else you enjoy.