You get anything you want...
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Yes sir, Officer OB. I cannot tell a lie;
I put that envelope under the garbage.
So with tears in our eyes, we headed off into the sunset, looking for another place to throw the garbage.
We didn't find one, until we came to side road, and off the side of the side road was a 15 foot cliff.
And at the bottom of the cliff was another pile of garbage.
So, we figured one big pile is better then two little piles,
So rather than bring that one up, we decided to throw ours down.
I LOVE that song so much!!!! Every Thanksgiving at 12:00 you can find it playing, usually on a classic rock station, what ever town you're in (in SC anyway).
I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?
I LOVE that song so much!!!! Every Thanksgiving at 12:00 you can find it playing, usually on a classic rock station, what ever town you're in (in SC anyway).
And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the Army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-fightin' guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things, and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "...and creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin' about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
things,
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the Army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-fightin' guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things, and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "...and creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin' about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
things,
("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")
I went over to the Sergeant, said, "Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the Army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and
said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
off to Washington."
I went over to the Sergeant, said, "Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the Army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and
said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
off to Washington."
"Kid, we don't want any hangings." I
said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"
(yes, I copy-n-pasted
)And friends Obie was, because he took out the toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown.
He also took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars, roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.
He also took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars, roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.
Not sure I get this connection. I'm trying, but just don't get it.
Mel's Diner. I'm not following this thread but I understood Mel.
Well then, well just have to sing it to you the next time it comes around on the guitar. With feeling!
We're just waiting for it to come around again...
Here it comes...
If I weren't such an old geezer, I'd attach a link to Alice's Restaurant or Arlo Guthrie. The song (not the movie, please) is on YouTube. If interested listen to the original from the 60's, not a recent video. A re-recording looses the charm and spontaneity of the original.
You're all welcome. Enjoy the next 18:00 and change.
Thanks!
This always puts a smile on my face and makes me crave another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat!
Alice's Restaurant Massacree....Awesome
Just walk right in, it's around the back - just a half a mile from the railroad track
And they were using all sorts of cop equiptment they had hanging around the police officer station.
They took plaster tire prints, footprints, dogs smelling prints.
And they took 27 8 by 10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to be used as evidence against us.
They took pictures from the northeast corner, the southwest corner, and that's not to mention the arial photography.
