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Help! Best clempson insult in 1 or 2 words needed.

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Anyone here in the F3 workout group? If not, brief overview: free men’s workout group that meets most mornings (likely ~5AM) outside for various workouts. Everyone gets a nickname. At the end of a workout, everyone says their real name & nickname & the group shouts the nickname back in unison. Yeah, yeah...some say F3 is a cult, ha. It’s awesome, though. If you miss the camaraderie & brotherhood of team sports, you should look into it.

Anyways, a new member is a Gamecock fan married to a tater woman. Apparently, the brilliant clempson fans there that morning gave him the nickname of, “Dabo.” SOOO creative. I was at a different location, otherwise I would have fought that.

My plan is to convince all Gamecock fans to refer to him by another name that will hopefully trigger the tiggers in the group. He’s down with my plan.

So, the question is: what’s the best anti-Dabo nickname to shout out instead?

A few ideas:
Ostarine (but will that be timeless?)
Dab-Ostarine (too corny?)
Moooo
Tater
Dumbo
Dildo
Snake Oil

Which would get your vote? Do you have any better? Again, upsetting the clempson fans/payback is the #1 priority. Thanks in advance!!!
 
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