I think it is hilarious that people are hoarding TP for a flu that causes respiratory problems, but there are plenty of tissues available for purchase. What you should do is what I did a long time ago and convert your toilets to Japanese style bidets. They wash and they dry, no need for TP. Expensive, not really, you can purchase a Biobidet for $200 on Amazon. Hard to install, no, you just need a place to plug it in and some simple hand tools. No need for a plumber.
Get one of these and laugh at those idiots standing in line at the store to buy one roll of TP.
Get one of these and laugh at those idiots standing in line at the store to buy one roll of TP.
