Renaming Every College Football Team

[geoswan]

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[Bud Wiser]

Good lord these are awful. Simians?

If we were to ever rebrand, it’s the Palmettos and we go navy and white.

 

[CockySC01]

If we were to ever rebrand I would probably lose all interest in College football.

lord, ours is awful. I would put it past our current regime to seriously push for such a dumb name if we were going to change it.

South Carolina Simians

South Carolina is the only state in the US with a colony of wild monkeys.

 

[uscedge21]

Most appropriate is clearly the GEORGIA FELONS....

 

[Jon Snow]

My first thought: That Alabama name would never fly.

 

[1982cock]

Agree Ours is terrible! Some of the others I kind of like though. Always thought Auburn and Georgia tech were not even using their best names

 

[Cocky Hobbit]

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Every one is horrible.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

They don't know how to spell Apollo. And the first word sent from the moon wasn't "Houston". It was "uh". Or more likely the first words from the moon were "ok, engine stopped."

 

[geoswan]

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[muscleknight]

FSU Criminols
South Carolina Lame Socks
Vanderbilt Commodes
Alabama Ugly Ties
UK Grease Fats
Auburn, LSU, Clemson French Fryers

Duke Bolwevels
UNC Potatoe Peels
Wake Forest Beaming Becons

 

[bayrooster]

If a change were to be forced it would be better to get rid of all team names that use mascots and just call them "football team" "basketball team", "volleyball team", etc, like those trendsetters in the NFL.

 

[DarkHorse2001]

Liberty Televangelists, lol

 

[bayrooster]

Liberty Televangelists, lol

Holy Rollers would be a cool name.