A gifter came along and said "I'll wager $100 each that I can tell what college or university you attended, in less than 5 minutes."
All 3 of us went to the same high school and all 3 of us went to college in S.C. We figured we had him.
First he slices my buddy. You aren't smart enough to get into West Point or Annapolis and with that G.I. haircut it's an easy give away. Citadel!
I was next. "You act like you're Important. but, you ain't!" University of South Carolina!
Lastly ... "This was too easy, I'll give you your money back."You got Pig shit on your shoes, Puke on your necktie and I noticed your school ring while you were pick'n' your nose." Clemsin!
All 3 of us went to the same high school and all 3 of us went to college in S.C. We figured we had him.
First he slices my buddy. You aren't smart enough to get into West Point or Annapolis and with that G.I. haircut it's an easy give away. Citadel!
I was next. "You act like you're Important. but, you ain't!" University of South Carolina!
Lastly ... "This was too easy, I'll give you your money back."You got Pig shit on your shoes, Puke on your necktie and I noticed your school ring while you were pick'n' your nose." Clemsin!
