If A Store Existed That Sold Super Powers, What Could You Buy From The Discount Bin?

[jsusc]

I saw this on Reddit and it was interesting, so I wanted to ask it here. A lot of you people here on FGF are funny and/or smart, so there are always some interesting replies.

Me, it would be to get any housefly within 100 yards of me to do my bidding.

 

[CockofEarle]

I saw this on Reddit and it was interesting, so I wanted to ask it here. A lot of you people here on FGF are funny and/or smart, so there are always some interesting replies.

Me, it would be to get any housefly within 100 yards of me to do my bidding.

Acapulco Gold Or Michoacan.

 

[bayrooster]

The ability to foretell trivial events in the near future.

 

[uscwatson21]

The ability to turn wine into water.

 

[Jon Snow]

1. The ability to make your farts smell like anything.
2 Being able to hold your pee for an unlimited amount of time.

 

[duckcock2.0.0]

The ability to use my index finger as an eraser for pencil or ink.

 

[CockofEarle]

The ability to turn wine into water.

Convert to Rome & you’ll be able 2 turn water into wine, you infidel.

 

[uscg1984]

1. The ability to make your farts smell like anything.
2 Being able to hold your pee for an unlimited amount of time.

I was thinking the ability to tell exactly who perpetrated the fart.

 

[paladin181]

Night hearing. Dogs understanding where you point...

 

[USMCatFan]

My wife says that I already have super human napping powers.

 

[muscleknight]

The Muschamp Injury Curse.

 

[nccock622]

X-Ray vision. Did anyone ever buy those glasses advertised in comic books in the 1960's that claimed x-ray vision so you could see through women's clothes?

 

[Bubbaglide]

For me, the ability to read a woman's mind and understand what she means and not what she says

 

[BattleshipTexas]

For me, the ability to read a woman's mind and understand what she means and not what she says

Pretty sure that would drive you insane.

 

[BattleshipTexas]

Make women's panties itch uncontrollably.

 

[The Coup Nazi]

The leftover superpower of John Holmes.

 

[duckcock2.0.0]

Make women's panties itch uncontrollably.

Haha...Crabs are not a superpower!

 

[USMCatFan]

For me, the ability to read a woman's mind and understand what she means and not what she says

Awww, you believe women understand what they mean. You're adorable....

 

[JohnnySolo]

Multiplicity

 

[coolcock2001]

Perfect spelling. A once useful talent now rendered mostly pointless by spellcheck

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

For me, the ability to read a woman's mind and understand what she means and not what she says

No way that gets put in the discount bin.

 

[andersoncountycock]

Cure for Cancer

 

[Bubbaglide]

Awww, you believe women understand what they mean. You're adorable....

I know i thought i understood what i thought she said but what i heard was not what she meant

 

[AngloCock]

For me, the ability to read a woman's mind and understand what she means and not what she says

No you don’t. If you did this, your mind would explode, instantly!

 

[yemacock]

A couple of hoots and a whoopie cushion for every person.

 

[sickoftryingtothinkofausername]

Is having a 10 inch fat penis a superpower? If so, my choice would come down to that and invisibility.

 

[Horseshoe 04]

Shoot under par golf

 

[classof95#]

Trade places for a week with the poster who had romance drama with the midget lady.

 

[Dizzy01]

I know i thought i understood what i thought she said but what i heard was not what she meant

How about the ability to make them answer a simple question like “Where would you like to go for dinner?” without having to name every restaurant in the city.

 

[bucketdad]

How about the ability to make them answer a simple question like “Where would you like to go for dinner?” without having to name every restaurant in the city.

I'd settle for a clue... I cant get that but my suggestions can get plenty of "no"s

 

[mavcock]

Is having a 10 inch fat penis a superpower? If so, my choice would come down to that and invisibility.

Ron Jeremy has entered the chat.

 

[caughtlookin]

Is having a 10 inch fat penis a superpower? If so, my choice would come down to that and invisibility.

eh, it’s more of a hinderance than you may think.

 

[BobbyBReloaded1975]

The ability to make a big bass smash a frog or big speckled trout blast a Zara spook 25 or 30 times a day . Y’all can have the Johnson enlargers or women mind reading ability , I prefer to focus on what’s important

 

[sickoftryingtothinkofausername]

eh, it’s more of a hinderance than you may think.

not sure I see the downside of invisibility

 

[bayrooster]

No way that gets put in the discount bin.

Right, this is Sotheby's auction level stuff.

 

[SCexpat38]

X-Ray vision. Did anyone ever buy those glasses advertised in comic books in the 1960's that claimed x-ray vision so you could see through women's clothes.

I never bought those -- I did buy the toy soldiers and sea monkeys and something that supposedly let you throw your voice ...


Xray vision got youtube videos now.

 

[caughtlookin]

not sure I see the downside of invisibility

not so fast.

One day, invisible man was on top getting it on with wonder woman. Well, superman just happens to fly by and see ww and circles back thinking what we all would 😎. Faster than a speeding bullet, he drops in and is done and gone in a flash.

Wonder woman jumps “what the hell was that?”. Invisible man replies “I don’t know, but my butt sure is sore!”

 

[jackrabbit slim]

Acapulco Gold Or Michoacan.

Yeah the 70s are over. There tons of great labs producing feminized seeds and clones these days with some of the best in the Netherlands and the UK.

 

[jackrabbit slim]

I wouldn't mind the ability to have a ten minute head start on every stock broker out there.

 

[Gamecock Lifer]

The ability to understand animals- I bet they would be crap conversationalists!