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OT: 19 sayings that only Southners will understand. I thought this might be fun

It's "steppin in high cotton" , although I can see "walking" being used out west, in the Mississippi delta. The term is both literal and figurative. Cotton that has a good combination of fertile soil, perfect timing in rain, proper drainage, and weeds eliminated, will grow fully (no stunted growth) and tall. A bountiful crop. Much profit.

Parts of my family have grown cotton since it was first introduced on the Santee River in colonial South Carolina. My grandmother could pick 300 lbs a day, by hand, and still cook three meals a day for the family. Fortunately, we had mechanical cotton pickers when I came along. I just hoed it.

Keep in mind, modern cotton has been cross breed and hybrid strains created to produce more cotton bolls on a shorter stalk. More efficient and the cotton picker heads can be smaller.

Figuratively, it's use is for anything nice, impressive, which will invoke the term. A meeting of "high faluting" people, a swanky wedding, an expensive party, a nice expensive house, a nice resort, etc.

Ditto on three sheets to the wind, a nautical term for untethered sails and a ship out of control.
 
Full of sh*t as a Christmas turkey
Nervous as a whore in church
Barking up the wrong tree
That dog won’t hunt
Stick it where the sun don’t shine
Don’t get your panties in a wad
Ain’t got a pot to piss in
Tighter’n Dicks hatband
Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining
Raining like pouring piss out of a boot
Tits on a boar hog
Didn’t just get here on the turnip truck

There are hundreds if not thousands more, but Lord willing and the creek don’t rise, I’ll see y’all tomorrow.
 
Full of sh*t as a Christmas turkey
Nervous as a whore in church
Barking up the wrong tree
That dog won’t hunt
Stick it where the sun don’t shine
Don’t get your panties in a wad
Ain’t got a pot to piss in
Tighter’n Dicks hatband
Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining
Raining like pouring piss out of a boot
Tits on a boar hog
Didn’t just get here on the turnip truck

There are hundreds if not thousands more, but Lord willing and the creek don’t rise, I’ll see y’all tomorrow.

That boy is a lost ball in the high weeds.

That's plain as a goat's ass going up a hill.

Tears big as horse turds rolling down his face.

That boy is so broke, if battle ships were a dime a dozen, all he could do is walk up and down the dock and say; "Damn ain't they cheap."

She'd scare a cat off a gut wagon.

She'd stop a 7 day clock.

It beats a blocked sinus.

His _ _ _ _ was harder than Chinese arithmetic.

I was hotter than a Priest's prick up a calf's _ _ _.

I've got an oil painting of that hanging on the wall.

That thing looks like it was shot at and missed and sh_t at and hit.
 
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Full of sh*t as a Christmas turkey
Nervous as a whore in church
Barking up the wrong tree
That dog won’t hunt
Stick it where the sun don’t shine
Don’t get your panties in a wad
Ain’t got a pot to piss in
Tighter’n Dicks hatband
Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining
Raining like pouring piss out of a boot
Tits on a boar hog
Didn’t just get here on the turnip truck

There are hundreds if not thousands more, but Lord willing and the creek don’t rise, I’ll see y’all tomorrow.

Lordy B
SON
 
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obviously written by a yankee. no self respecting southerner would have a blog
 
and give us a chance to get our minds off the ballgame this weekend.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...rs-will-understand/ar-BBLGbaA?ocid=spartandhp

I would add at least one more. "We (or I) are walking in tall cotton". I was working with a couple of guys from our Corporate Office in Deerfield, Ill, which is a Suburb of Chicago, and made the comment when we reached a certain milestone on this project we would be walking in tall cotton. One of them replied "I'm not familiar with the metaphor "Walking in tall cotton". I explained the meaning of the metaphor "Walking in tall cotton" in the context in which I was using the phase.

Long story short, it became a running joke in that particular office. Those guys had their secretary call me one day and ask me if we were "Walking in tall cotton" yet, as a joke to kid me about our Southern sayings. The secretary said they just wanted to know if it was okay to precede with the project. LOL!

Yankees, what are going to do with them? Actually Chicago is in the Mid-West and I truly do love the Mid-West as well as the Mid-Western residents.

Well anyway, I hope you enjoyed the article as much as I did.

Take this with a grade of slaw, but how about “mad as a wet settin’ hen”. I just learned this phrase a few weeks ago.
 
The simple word "hey" when spoken by a southerner, is a greeting. Hey = hello.

When spoken by a northerner, it is a means of getting someone's attention. Hey = hey you.
 
Not sayings, but look at the names of areas still under Florenceflood warnings :

Those area includes:


• Kelley Road from N. Bethel Road to Old Creek Road

• W Old # 4 Highway from Salem Road to Highway 52

• McAllister Mill Road from W Old # 4 Highway to Wylie Road

• Oak Grove Road from E Deer Road to Meadow Prong

• Meadow Prong from Olanta Highway to Oak Grove Road

• April Lane

• Snookim Lane

• Ackerman Drive

• Starburst Road

• York Lane

• Rainbow Road

• Johnnie Lee Road

• Mary’s Shortcut Road

• Wheeler Road

• Ben Gause Road

• County Park Road

• Bagpipe Lane

• Mary Shortcut Road

• Johnnie Lee Road

• Custer Road

• Bonanza Road

• Spine Road

• Old Creek Road

• Quail Lane

• Delta Road

• Butterbean Road

• Gingerbread Lane

• Syrup Mill Road

• Hawkins Lane

• Green Forrest Road

• Mary Road

• Pole Cat Road

• Bluefield Road

• Fork Road

• Hill Road

• Wylie Road

• Strickland Farm Road

• Floyd Lane

• Revell Lane

• Yellow Bluff Road

• Wedge Lane

• Tower Cir

• Wendy Road

• Stumps Lane

• Serenity Road

• Farmtree Road

• Farm Road

• Roundtree Road

• W Deer Road

• E Deer Road

• Hall Road

• Kirby Road

• Gaymon Road

• W Tedder Road

• Saps Circle

• River Bank Road

• Troy Brown Road

• Mossy Grove Lane
 
After watching Kentucky I will add this one.
We may be walking into a hornets nest next week.
 
Full of sh*t as a Christmas turkey
Nervous as a whore in church
Barking up the wrong tree
That dog won’t hunt
Stick it where the sun don’t shine
Don’t get your panties in a wad
Ain’t got a pot to piss in
Tighter’n Dicks hatband
Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining
Raining like pouring piss out of a boot
Tits on a boar hog
Didn’t just get here on the turnip truck

There are hundreds if not thousands more, but Lord willing and the creek don’t rise, I’ll see y’all tomorrow.
I've always heard it as: Ain't got a pot to piss on or a window to throw it out of.
 
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it's turning off cold/hot.
i'm gonna make a run of beans (cook pinto.soup beans)
put a counter payne (not sure of spelling) on the bed...its a quilt
poke salad (wild greens)
pon bread (corn bread)
stop high hat-in people (being snoody) also: stop acting beyond your raising.
 
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