OT Dad jokes

[vacock#]

What’s your favorite dad joke?

Here’s one:
I asked my wife if I was the only one she has been with and she said, yes. The others were mostly nines and tens.

 

[Bear_Rooster]

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison?
There’s a small medium at large.

 

[chief2791]

On Monday, a man met with his buddies for breakfast. He had two black eyes. He said he got them in church the previous day. They asked how.

Well, when we stood up to sing, the lady in front of me, her dress was stuck in her crack, so I pulled it out, she turned around and gave me a black eye.

Well how did you get the second black eye?

I stuck it back in.

 

[chief2791]

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison?
There’s a small medium at large.

I think I know where to find her. Check Jsusc's house.

 

[winloseortie]

Why are gorilla’s nostrils so large?

Dear God.... have you seen their fingers!

 

[SparkleCity]

Man on his death bed to his wife," Honey, we have 10 kids and they all look alike but Bobby, did you cheat on me? " She dropped her head and said yes. He ask , " who is his daddy?" She dropped her head again and said, " you are!"