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OT: Six Million Dollar Man

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The show originally aired in 1973. As a kid, I LOVED the show. Were you a real boy back then if you didn't make the "na-na-na-na-na" sound while trying to jump in slow motion off the porch or tree limbs or what have you?

In today's dollars, he'd be the $36 million dollar man. They could put a lot of tech into a human being for that amount of dough.

Since all Hollywood does anymore is re-boots, I'd check out a show called "$36 Million Dollar Man."
 
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The show originally aired in 1973. As a kid, I LOVED the show. We're you a real boy back then if you didn't make the "na-na-na-na-na" sound while trying to jump in slow motion off the porch or tree limbs or what have you?

In today's dollars, he'd be the $36 million dollar man. They could put a lot of tech into a human being for that amount of dough.

Since all Hollywood does anymore is re-boots, I'd check out a show called "$36 Million Dollar Man."
I also remember the spinoff series, "The Bionic Woman." Who can forget the episode where she rescued the bionic German Shepherd? 😁
 
You mean the" $36 Million Dollar Non Specific Gender Person"

They'd find a way to ruin it for sure. I was super stoked when they made the live action GI Joe back in 2009. I knew it'd be cheesy, but I was ok with that aspect (and it did not disappoint in cheesiness). But they had to state that GI Joe stood for "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity." I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
Don’t forget the bop-bop-bop-bop..... for when he used his bionic eye.
Poor Bionic woman only got bionic hearing.
 
My alltime favorite episode as a boy was the sasquatch episode with Andre the giant. I was absolutely amazed by it lol.
 
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The show originally aired in 1973. As a kid, I LOVED the show. Were you a real boy back then if you didn't make the "na-na-na-na-na" sound while trying to jump in slow motion off the porch or tree limbs or what have you?

In today's dollars, he'd be the $36 million dollar man. They could put a lot of tech into a human being for that amount of dough.

Since all Hollywood does anymore is re-boots, I'd check out a show called "$36 Million Dollar Man."
How about the bionic man action figure with the removable chips in the arm and the see-through eye.

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I didn't think everyone being a "JOE" was correct according to the lore. I always thought there was one GI Joe.
Wasn’t there an episode in the cartoon series where the original GI Joe came in and met with the team?
 
Just a heads up, I think they are re-running $6M Man and the Bionic Woman episodes on Comet or another channel on youtubeTV
 
With the current proliferation of super hero TV shows and movies it seems like a perfect time to redo this or Greatest American Hero.
They were pushing the idea awhile back to reboot Greatest American Hero. I thought it got the green light, but I guess not. They did shoot a spin off pilot- The Greatest American Heroine back in the day, but it was just a pilot episode. It was baaaaadddddd. A cute lady got the suit. The FBI agent (Robert Culp) tested her by getting her to do a bunch of jumping jacks. Yeah, sure, he was testing her....by getting her to do jumping jacks ...... Right.
 
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The show originally aired in 1973. As a kid, I LOVED the show. Were you a real boy back then if you didn't make the "na-na-na-na-na" sound while trying to jump in slow motion off the porch or tree limbs or what have you?

In today's dollars, he'd be the $36 million dollar man. They could put a lot of tech into a human being for that amount of dough.

Since all Hollywood does anymore is re-boots, I'd check out a show called "$36 Million Dollar Man."
Was my favorite show when I was a youngster. I saw it on TV a year ago and couldn't watch it .....it was so bad. Lol
 
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LOVED the $6 Million Man. My favorites: the episodes with Bigfoot!

Also, I agree that The Greatest American Hero would be a good series to re-boot. Lots of superhero/comedy options. Sort of a goofy, G-rated version of Deadpool.
 
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They were pushing the idea awhile back to reboot Greatest American Hero. I thought it got the green light, but I guess not. They did shoot a spin off pilot- The Greatest American Heroine back in the day, but it was just a pilot episode. It was baaaaadddddd. A cute lady got the suit. The FBI agent (Robert Culp) tested her by getting her to do a bunch of jumping jacks. Yeah, sure, he was testing her....by getting her to do jumping jacks ...... Right.
Who was the actress cast in a role that demanded an impressive jumping jack performance? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
They were pushing the idea awhile back to reboot Greatest American Hero. I thought it got the green light, but I guess not. They did shoot a spin off pilot- The Greatest American Heroine back in the day, but it was just a pilot episode. It was baaaaadddddd. A cute lady got the suit. The FBI agent (Robert Culp) tested her by getting her to do a bunch of jumping jacks. Yeah, sure, he was testing her....by getting her to do jumping jacks ...... Right.
Looks like that is on Tubi. After the baseball game I may have to check that out. I love bad TV shows. Is it worse than the old 1979 Captain America movie?
 
With all the reboots / remakes of old movies & television shows, I am baffled that this has not happened with "The Six Million Dollar Man"? Today's CGI technology would be perfect for this new reboot / remake.
 
How has Magnum PI not gotten a second look for a really bad movie?

How about Night Rider…

They even did the Dukes of Hazard for crying out loud! One of the most non-PC focused TV shows of all time gets a reboot and Magnum had an African American on screen with him almost as much as he was on the show- completely forgotten about! Tom Selleck is still acting and doing well too- he could fit in somehow… Boggles my mind.
 
How has Magnum PI not gotten a second look for a really bad movie?

How about Night Rider…

They even did the Dukes of Hazard for crying out loud! One of the most non-PC focused TV shows of all time gets a reboot and Magnum had an African American on screen with him almost as much as he was on the show- completely forgotten about! Tom Selleck is still acting and doing well too- he could fit in somehow… Boggles my mind.
The terrible 2008 relaunch of Knight Rider wasn’t bad enough for you?

Supposedly there has been a Knight Rider movie being worked on for the past 5 years that even had Chris Pratt tied to it at one time.
 
With all the reboots / remakes of old movies & television shows, I am baffled that this has not happened with "The Six Million Dollar Man"? Today's CGI technology would be perfect for this new reboot / remake.
I liked how to show him running real fast they showed him running real slow.
 
How about a reboot of The $6 Million Man mixed with the premise of The Greatest American Hero?

Random guy gets massive technology updates to his body, which have seemingly infinite possibilities…but, everyone involved in the project dies in a methane explosion caused by clogged sewers in headquarters.

Our hero is left with his hyper-advanced body and no idea how to use any of it. His only “contact” is an intern from the mailroom who survived the explosion because he was hiding in the parking garage smoking weed when it happened.
 
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Looks like that is on Tubi. After the baseball game I may have to check that out. I love bad TV shows. Is it worse than the old 1979 Captain America movie?
No - not that bad. But the 1990 Captain America movie is by far worse than the 79 version. The 1994 Fantastic Four movie somehow manages to be even worse than that.
Edit: The 1997 Justice League of America is the bottom feeder. Looking at a blank wall for 2 hours is more enjoyable.
 
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How about a reboot of The $6 Million Man mixed with the premise of The Greatest American Hero?

Random guy gets massive technology updates to his body, which have seemingly infinite possibilities…but, everyone involved in the project dies in a methane explosion caused by clogged sewers in headquarters.

Our hero is left with his hyper-advanced body and no idea how to use any of it. His only “contact” is an intern from the mailroom who survived the explosion because he was hiding in the parking garage smoking weed when it happened.
You, sir, have just come up with a show that I would watch.
 
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The terrible 2008 relaunch of Knight Rider wasn’t bad enough for you?

Supposedly there has been a Knight Rider movie being worked on for the past 5 years that even had Chris Pratt tied to it at one time.
I was unaware of both of these things. TBH- the Night Rider was sarcasm. What a god awful show! The car has more personality than “The Hoff”!
 
My fav show as a kid was Hogan's Hero's...I watch it today and it's really bad....I guess when you're a kid, it all seems real...As an adult, it all seems fake....
I was in the band in Junior High. Each year we gave a concert in the gym for all of the elementary schools in the district. After being bussed in from all over the county, all those kids would march into the gym like they were being taken before a firing squad.

I suppose you couldn't blame them. What kid wants to be held hostage for an entire afternoon listening to a Jr High band? However, every year, every kid in that gym would come unglued when we played one song...The theme to Hogan's Heroes.

That's probably as close as I will ever come to feeling like a rock star.
 
I also remember the spinoff series, "The Bionic Woman." Who can forget the episode where she rescued the bionic German Shepherd? 😁

I got to actually pet that dog during their filming. My family took a southern border trip in the summer of 1977 in a Volkswagon Vanagon. We went down to Florida, and visited both Disney World and Sea World, traveled to Louisiana down to New Orleans and visited the French Quarter, traveled to Texas and stayed in the Hyatt Regency and ate in their spinning restaurant on the top.

While we were there, Alice Cooper was having a concert at the Astrodome, and we went to that at a last minute - we loved his TV specials he had in those years - but didn't stay too long because we were just kids, and everyone around us was lighting up joints. We got a refund, which the people at the booth didn't want to give it at first, but when my mom threatened to tell the police that there were rampant pot smoking going on around her kids, they agreed to quickly (LOL).

From Texas we drove down into Mexico and went to Mexico City. We stayed at another resort village with scenic mountains and rode horses there (I cannot remember its name), then took a HUGE ferry ship from Mexico to California.

In California, we visited Disney Land (it looked older and had places with peeling paint on some rides - it was MUCH smaller than Disney World) and then visited Universal Studios. It was at Universal Studios that we saw the Bionic Dog.

We rode a trolley for tourists to the Jaws display where the mechanical shark jumped out of the water at the tourists and spit water on everyone. We drove through the rotating ice tunnel that was used in the 6 Million Dollar Man episode where he fought Bigfoot.

And then we came upon a scene that was being filmed for the Bionic Woman episode that had the Bionic Dog in it. Apparently the dog was supposed to fight some wild wolves in defense of someone. We were too far from the shooting area so no one saw the actual filming, but during a break they brought the dog that played the Bionic dog over to the trolley and let the passengers pet him, and I petted him.

It was funny - the Bionic Woman was a spin-off of the 6 Million Dollar Man, and both were on ABC initially, but after 2 seasons the 3rd season of Bionic Woman was aired on NBC, and became a competitor to the 6 Million Dollar Man which was still on ABC. Although the Bionic Woman only aired those 3 seasons, both shows (the 6 Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman) were canceled at the same time.....

Anyhow, we drove pretty much straight back in 2-3 days from California to Conway SC. We must've not done much touristing on the way back because I have very little memories of that part of the trip....
 
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Here is the true scoop. 😎

 
Reboots I'd love are "Seinfeld" and "Home Improvement".....both unlikely though. So bring back "Curb Your Enthusiasm". The world could always use good laughs.
 
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