OT: Texas ST coach, stripper and a monkey

[Harvard Gamecock]

Words completely fail me.

Texas Coach’s Stripper Girlfriend And Monkey Who Allegedly Bit Trick Or Treater Are Masters Of Their Craft​

https://brobible.com/sports/article/jeff-banks-texas-stripper-monkey-coach/

 

[winloseortie]

She would be a great date for Ross from friends

 

[winloseortie]

Or to quote Country legend Ray Wylie Hubbard

I had me a fine stripper girlfriend and a gold top Les Paul ....... but there were dark clouds on the horizon

 

[fowl_mood]

Wow.

Seems the emotional support monkey needs some emotional support.