OT: What is your favorite line(s) from the movie A Christmas Story?

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Ralphie: Ohhhh fuuudge!

Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

 

[bayrooster]

"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."

 

[tidalcock]

Ralphie: Ohhhh fuuudge!

Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense"

 

[Anna_Nimmitty]

Ralphie: Ohhhh fuuudge!

Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

 

[JKC4USC]

"Only one thing could pull me away from the gleam of electric sex in the window."

 

[bucketdad]

The one that sticks in my head-
"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."

 

[1vagamecock]

"I triple dog dare you" Swartz created a breach in etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat !

 

[treetop flier]

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man.

 

[Henry James Moody]

 

[SILVERSPUR-rier]

Only because I lived there...

The Old Man: "Or it could be a bowling alley. You know, a guy on Terre Haute won a bowling alley."
Mrs. Parker: "How are they going to deliver alley here tonight?"
The Old Man: "Well, they could send the deed, for cripe's sake. I mean, I didn't expect they were going to send the whole damn bowling alley."

and

Ralphie: The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute. And I was at the end of it...

 

[whythis28]

"I can't put my arms down!" ......"The bell rang!"..."How do little piggies eat!"...."Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!"