Hire the best offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator, assistant coaches and a bag man as my recruiting coordinator...
Call me Dabo....
Call me Dabo....
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You get paid though and they won't fire you too early. You gotta take the good with the bad.Not step a foot in the City of Columbia, SC. The ego of a Georgia with the history of a NCSU.
Be a millionaire & set for life.
I'd buy a giant house on an island, rehire my last failed offensive coordinator and cash those checks.Not step a foot in the City of Columbia, SC. The ego of a Georgia with the history of a NCSU.
Be a millionaire & set for life.
And herein lies the unreasonableness and the lack of knowledge of the fan base, hence my above answer. Roper was with Muschamp ONE year at UF and improved their offensive output (even outperformed the supposed offensive guru who took over UF). It was not unreasonable for Muschamp to rehire him, especially considering his pedigree. Too many USC fans have become spoiled and impatient by a 3 year period from a coach who took his own sweet time to build a team (that wasn't left in bad shape) and took less than half that time to destroy it. And he did destroy it.I'd buy a giant house on an island, rehire my last failed offensive coordinator and cash those checks.
Would you mail it in and keep colllecting a check until you are fired and your massive, unearned buyout kicks in?
Or would you give it all you had and try to build a legacy?
3rd option, aka the Hugh Freeze option - lose your massive buyout due to a morals clause and call hookers from your school provided cell phone.
But no hookers?Oh, I'd give it my all, but if they chose to fire me, I'd laugh all the way to the bank.
But no hookers?
Ah, a fan of General Joseph Hooker's policies.Hookers...
I have to admit, I'm impressed with your ability to be condescending about "knowledge of the fanbase" when you're never right about anything. Bravo, sir. For two years, I went through Roper's failed history in excruciating detail and you continued to cherry pick only those few points, those slivers of hope, that would prove that Roper was the man for the job. And he flopped and got fired, as I predicted. You have zero credibility on these matters because you've been consistently and stubbornly wrong.And herein lies the unreasonableness and the lack of knowledge of the fan base, hence my above answer. Roper was with Muschamp ONE year at UF and improved their offensive output (even outperformed the supposed offensive guru who took over UF). It was not unreasonable for Muschamp to rehire him, especially considering his pedigree. Too many USC fans have become spoiled and impatient by a 3 year period from a coach who took his own sweet time to build a team (that wasn't left in bad shape) and took less than half that time to destroy it. And he did destroy it.
There may have been rational and logical reasons to hire Roper, but given ALL of the OC options available to him, bringing the very same guy that was his OC when he was fired from Florida seems to demonstrate some tone-deafness on Muschamp's part. Additionally, however reasonable the Roper hire may have been at the time, the inescapable fact is that Muschamp made a change 2 years later.And herein lies the unreasonableness and the lack of knowledge of the fan base, hence my above answer. Roper was with Muschamp ONE year at UF and improved their offensive output (even outperformed the supposed offensive guru who took over UF). It was not unreasonable for Muschamp to rehire him, especially considering his pedigree. .
If I were a D-1 head coach I would:
(1) Hire Stormy Daniels to seduce Dabo
(2) Blackmail Dabo into resigning and naming me head coach of Clemson with a guaranteed 5 year 50 million dollar/year contract
(3) Hire Whammy as my DC and Krusty the Clown as my OC
(4) Party hearty as I watch the 2 bozos recruit Clemson into the ground
(5) Commit so many major recruiting violations that Newspring has to declare BK
(6) go 0-12 each year
(7) Hire Stormy Daniels to seduce Lee Corso
(8) Blackmail Lee Corso into resigning and take his place on ESPN Gameday
Roper seems to be doing fine at Colorado.I have to admit, I'm impressed with your ability to be condescending about "knowledge of the fanbase" when you're never right about anything. Bravo, sir. For two years, I went through Roper's failed history in excruciating detail and you continued to cherry pick only those few points, those slivers of hope, that would prove that Roper was the man for the job. And he flopped and got fired, as I predicted. You have zero credibility on these matters because you've been consistently and stubbornly wrong.
And the idea the team was "destroyed" is utter nonsense. If it were destroyed, how did we manage to win 9 games last year? Oh right, Roper. The man of destiny.
I notice nobody in America gave him a OC job.Roper seems to be doing fine at Colorado.
Absolutely a great post. Lots of fat assed posters sitting behind a computer trashing the program and players. Monday morning quarterbacks. Actually Sunday thru Sunday qbs they are such experts.Easy question.
I'd check out FGF every day so I'd know what to do and how to do it. Then I'd go unbeaten every year and retire from coaching in 10 years with a 150-0 record (or something like that), and go on TV and do color commentary and check FGF every day so I'd know how to do that, too
And I'd be the most widely praised color commentary commentator on the planet, thanks to the daily dose of instructions I got from FGF.
Later, when I am older than I am now, in my inevitable College Football HOF announcement, I'd say "I owe everything to FGF. I learned all there was to know about football, coaching, athletic directing, recruiting, announcing, color commentating, Columbia fast food restaurants, boats, hurricanes and everything else from the posters on that wonderful messageboard."
In short, "never have so few (in this case, one) owed so much to so many."