It’s so cold this morning __________________________________________.

[gr8spur]

Fill in the blank my good friends.

 

[thebittertruth]

The squirrels are burning their nuts to stay warm.

 

[ToddFlanders]

, but not as cold as Erik Stevenson.

 

[SparkleCity]

Yes it is. Think about us who work outside in it while you are in your warm homes and offices.

 

[importcock]

The fire in my fireplace froze. I scooped it up and threw it in the yard. The chickens thought it was corn and they are it. When it thawed out we had roast chicken.

 

[rockingamecock]

I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up.

 

[PC31]

I just saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant.

 

[winloseortie]

It’s as cold as a Wiccan priestess in a brass bra doing push-ups in the snow

It’s as cold as a brass toilet seat in the Yukon

 

[OneIsTheWarrior]

It's cooler than being cool.

 

[capngamecock]

It's so cold, I saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[rockingamecock]

It's so cold, I saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets.

damn, now that's cold!

 

[DrMickey]

I saw an Amish guy buy an electric blanket…

 

[yemacock]

It's colder than a witch's tiddy in a frozen brass bra with a stiff wind blowing.

 

[GarnetGhost]

It's as cold as a well digger's a$$.

 

[BattleshipTexas]

Not cold at all in Texas.

 

[2TimeTiger]

It’s as cold as a brass toilet seat in the Yukon

I wish you hadn't said that. It is an unpleasant imagine I'll have stuck in my mind from now on. Brrrr. 🤣

 

[2TimeTiger]

Went for a run this morning and came back as an "innie". Yikes!

 

[TexasCox]

Not cold at all in Texas.

What? It's going to be 42 tonight here in Houston. I may have to turn the A/C off.

 

[Horseshoe 04]

I had to wait for my Keurig to warm up.

 

[gr8spur]

I just turned down a triple-dog dare to touch my tongue to a metal poll.

 

[gamecock disciple]

, but not as cold as Erik Stevenson.

Unfortunately ...

 

[CockofEarle]

Fill in the blank my good friends.

Shrinkage!

 

[cockgun]

I am in Luxor, Egypt and it is 70 degrees. Have fun.

 

[Neanderthal]

Colder than a penguin’s pecker.

23 degrees here early this morning.

 

[tatertots16]

Almost 80 degrees here in South Florida today. Will probably go to the swimming pool or the beach this weekend!

 

[Fish&Grits]

it's so cold that the boys in Clemson are grabbing an extra sheep to snuggle with.

 

[hillstosea]

Yes it is. Think about us who work outside in it while you are in your warm homes and offices.

I worked outside most of my life

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

It’s as cold as a Wiccan priestess in a brass bra doing push-ups in the snow

It’s as cold as a brass toilet seat in the Yukon

Now that's cold. LOL!