SEX is like Pizza!!!

[Southern Fried Chicken]

BAD PIZZA is better than NO PIZZA!!!

I asked a fella once, if he ever had bad SEX. "Man, I sure have!!!" he replied.
"How was it???", ... I had to ask. Pretty Dern Good!!! he replied!

 

[BattleshipTexas]

I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.​

She still regrets letting me name the kids.

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what TV show to watch and what pizza to order​

And then I picked a movie and tacos because I wanted to show them I'm the one with the money.

Our local pizza guy has been arrested for selling drugs​

I have been a loyal customer for years. I honestly had no idea he was selling pizzas

 

[FORKCOCK]

"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's great. When it's bad, it's still pretty good." - Joe Torre