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Tater Baseball "All Gas - No Brakes"

All gas is right. Clemson’s productivity in the post-season reminds of this poem I saw on a bathroom stall wall,

Here I sat broken hearted,
Had to sh*t, but only farted.
 
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All kidding aside and more importantly for future Clemson alums looking to get a leg up in the fast growing lawn-care industry:


Now that I think about it, maybe this is a teaser for Clemson's MBA in business entrepreneurship.

Syllabus for GE601:

1. Get yourself a lawnmower.
2. Get yourself a car. Make sure it has a trunk.
3. Fold lawnmower.
4. Open trunk.
5. Squat down to lift lawmower.
6. Lift lawmower.
7. Place in trunk.
8. Close trunk.
9. Open car door.
Etc.
 
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