I'm sittn here enjoying a wonderous exlixer designed to cleanse my bowels for ,,, you know what I'm doing.
A thought occurred, the vitriol & Beamer bashing on here sounds & reads a lot like the gurgling & emitting sounds created by this innards cleanse concoction probably developed by one or more of you angry monsters. If I ever find out one of you ever confessed to liquifying Dutch Cleanser & Kerosene together for profit, even as much as a damn penny from this disgustingly vile Mr Wanna Be Clean thickened liquid, yur arse is mine bucko!!
It does however, put me in the mood & mind to ponder on situations, topics & things I don't normally allow to enter my mind. Sadly though, the bride has taken this period of time to become Hitler's worse reincarnated other self & has joyfully removed a few of my favorite things, like FOOD!!! And my dignity. If I ever had any, I'm married!
Being left with no dignity, no respect, self or otherwise & listening to all of my Czarist, Hitler clone brides friends snicker as she explains every little detail of my depunction, Oh noo, my dignity is free game, shred at will, tell all ur female trolls so they can broadcast at will & give me those "I know what you were doing" cheesy looks next time I'm at the grocery store ( if I live that long)!
So, now that you know, I'm beyond delerious right about now & just damn moody enough to tell all of you to just shut the "H"up already!, The world knows we're stuggling, they don't need our confirmation & they ain't asking for it either. Ive fallen into the mindset of "I just don't care"!! I see moving spots on the wall, the dog has 2 heads, eyes start'n to go round & round, I'm at defcon whatever, going back & forth, back & forth & u know where I'm going so shut the "H" up! Don't make me do an Achmed on ya'll, Shut the "H"up. We're 3 & 3 w/ a slim but, fairly decent chance of being 4-3 by Sunday. By my tainted math, 4 is more than 3, will have played 7 games already & 4 being more than 3, even in my delirium state, but, don't tell nobody, we have a winning season going for us but, shhh, keep it to yur self. They'll call you names so shhhh.
Wonder how many opposing coaches have people doing nothing other than read this site, cut & paste all the threads of us ridiculing Beamer for how our season is going??
I certainly would & make dang sure any recruit hinting at going to SC knew how SC fans (not all mind you) were beating up their new coach.
I'd be willing to bet ole Kirb has Mishap logging on here every day, cut & paste, cutting & paste to show recruits why we never, ever will get off the bottom of the SEC.
But, hey, Freedom of Speech still exist......For now!
Oh my gracious guess who's standing at the dungeon door, it's my bride, ain't she purty, back with another round of this joyful exlixer. Y'all enjoy your day!! I know I will, Looky the dog has 3 heads now!
Time for Daddy to have his afternoon cocktail! Y'all want sum, I'll share.
Just remember, if I ever find out one of you made a single penny developing this disgustingly junk, well, circle back above.
What's that Mama, drink it all down, I'll be a good boy, yes mam.