Clark Griswold: "Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised."
What is your favorite line from Christmas Vacation?
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Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Kiss my ass.
Kiss his ass.
Kiss your ass.
Happy Hanukkah.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Kiss my ass.
Kiss his ass.
Kiss your ass.
Happy Hanukkah.
That is my wife’s favorite part of the movie. I don’t care how many times we watch it she still laughs at that part.
Eddie: If only I had back the money Catherine and I sent that TV preacher who was screwing the hockey player.
Clark: Well, what about the kids?
Eddie: His kids can fend for themselves...
Clark: No, what about YOUR kids...
Clark: Well, what about the kids?
Eddie: His kids can fend for themselves...
Clark: No, what about YOUR kids...
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Aunt Bethany-“Do you hear that? It’s like a funny tingling sound.”
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. “
Gets me every time.
It’s also a bit nipply outside
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. “
Gets me every time.
It’s also a bit nipply outside
“And why is the carpet all wet Todd?”
“I don’t know Margo!”
“I don’t know Margo!”
"And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get something for you Clark... something real nice.".
---Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid, who in real life, is a real NUT)---
---Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid, who in real life, is a real NUT)---
Don't throw me down, Clark
I'll try not to Aunt Bethany....
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I'll try not to Aunt Bethany....
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My wife are going to order the "ugly Christmas sweaters" with that exchange.
Clark - Can I get you anything, Eddie? Egg Nog, Drive you out in the middle of the woods…leave you for dead?
Eddie - No, I’m good Clark
Eddie - No, I’m good Clark
Mine is Eddie's "my hair ain't gonna look right" and the look Clark gave him.
So, so many great ones!! The one I wait for every time I watch is (well, its a whole scene really);
The scene where Clark is buying the lingerie is also a great scene. 😋
The way Chevy Chase worked that scene was comedy genius! (I just had to pull it up and watch it.)
"Can I take something out for you?" 🤣 😊
- Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
The scene where Clark is buying the lingerie is also a great scene. 😋
The way Chevy Chase worked that scene was comedy genius! (I just had to pull it up and watch it.)
"Can I take something out for you?" 🤣 😊
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Chevy Chase in taterville? Are you serious Clark?
www.foxnews.com
Chevy Chase works fast food drive-thru in South Carolina while in town for 'Christmas Vacation' screening
The comedian took orders at the drive-thru and joked with guests.
I look forward to watching this movie every December, and I watch it several times. It’s still just as funny to me as it was the first time I saw it 😂
I got a daughter at the clinic... getting cured off the Wild Turkey.
We're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F#@king Kay!
My Christmas present to my kids in 2017 was a trip to the Outback Bowl. This time of the year, my daughter, my son, and I always make Christmas Vacation movie quotes between the three of us. We were walking on the beach one evening, and my son (14 at the time) busted out with the uncensored version of that line. He immediately apologized, thinking that I was going to tan his hide, but I was laughing so hard, I could barely stand up🤣. We still joke around about that now. Beautyful, Clark 😂
Just yesterday I wore a shirt that said "The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse." 😁
“It’s a good quality item” - the wife and I use that one all the time. 🤣
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.
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Ain’t That Somethin’? She Falls Down A Well, Her Eyes Go Cross. She Gets Kicked By A Mule. They Go Back To Normal. I Don’t Know.
Better take a rain check on that, Art. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet.
“We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!”
