You might be a tater if....

[bowiestar2003]

Kind of like "You might be a redneck if:"

-You have a headcoach who is also a cheerleader bumps chests and hollars at a field goal made.

 

[superflyby]

If you are totally delusional.....that covers it all....

 

[gamecockox]

.... you join a fencing team and find out it has nothing to do with barbed wire!

 

[gamecockox]

....you date your 3rd cousin because she reminds you of your sister!

 

[CockofEarle]

Kind of like "You might be a redneck if:"

-You have a headcoach who is also a cheerleader bumps chests and hollars at a field goal made.

u live n south Carolina! LOL

 

[NaturalGC7]

....you date your 3rd cousin because she reminds you of your sister!

You sleep in the same bed with your mom for three years while in college and she gives you the nickname WOODY.

 

[jimnasium]

If you think touching a rock and running down a hill intimidates Fla. State

 

[JGH 35]

Your uncle and your dad are the same person.

 

[ChairForceCock]

If you have the only mascot in college sports that looks as if they just snorted the goal line.

 

[gamecockox]

you have an invisible "P" in the common pronunciation of your schools name among your fan base!

 

[ReadR00ster]

If you have a rock in your garden that looks very similar to one in your trophy case.

 

[rockingamecock]

If your family tree doesn't branch.

 

[Kitchenlabs]

If Ray Tanner lives in your nightmares

 

[ReadR00ster]

If you have a hard time finding your prison jumpsuit in your wardrobe.

 

[ReadR00ster]

If these people are your "homies." (cracking on Clemson is just too easy)

 

[usaguy40]

if you've ever had this happen to you

 

[Morton]

You have 66 wins against your rival.

 

[cj_mc7]

You have 66 wins against your rival.

if when you're desperate for attention, you troll message boards.

 

[Morton]

.

 

[Cocky kebo57]

If you would rather spend Saturday night's in the barn with ewe girl.

 

[preebs2001]

If you've got a weak brain and a narrow mind.

 

[MANAFOLD]

If you went on vacation last year and your wife got pregnant so this year you are taking her with you.

 

[SCGuy38]

You have won both a National Championship and a BCS game.

 

[preebs2001]

You have won both a National Championship and a BCS game.

You can put an asterisk next to both of those accomplishments.

 

[Cocky kebo57]

You have won both a National Championship and a BCS game.

If your team suffered the most embarrassing loss in a bowl game ever, since recorded history.

 

[anon_n4c0cp5zhdxn7]

You might be a tater if....they named an embarrassing term after your team and everyone who watches ESPN has heard it.

Clemsoning
The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.
Oklahoma State's overtime loss to an unranked Iowa State was a full-blown Clemsoning.

 

[Hintorh1]

Lol. You all lost by a greater margin in the sec championship game than we did in Orange bowl!

 

[anon_n4c0cp5zhdxn7]

Lol. You all lost by a greater margin in the sec championship game than we did in Orange bowl!

Did we pull a Clemson?

 

[chick75]

You have single-digit "messages" on a thread on your rival's board.

 

[searooster]

Kind of like "You might be a redneck if:"

-You have a headcoach who is also a cheerleader bumps chests and hollars at a field goal made.

You might be a Tater if you picked up your date for the Prom from the livestock stalls at the county fair.

 

[Kitchenlabs]

You're putting 60 million dollars into your basketball arena and it's still a porta-John.

 

[Cocky kebo57]

If your team gets on a bus before a game, drives around a bit, and then gets right back off the bus... at the same stadium.

 

[G-C-Gamecock]

If you believe "It's only unthinkable if you don't think it" is a profound statement.

 

[usaguy40]

You're putting 60 million dollars into your basketball arena and it's still a porta-John.

holy crap!!!! i thought it was called "little john"....learn somethn new everyday

 

[lynsie]

If the greatest running back in your schools history scored a 10 on the wonderlic
or
If you get off on your coach screaming like a little girl and leaping into the arms of his coaches after a big play

 

[Morton]

Clemsoning? Must be like blowing 2+ touchdown leads to Kentucky, Tennessee, and Missouri.

In the same season.

Must be like that. I guess. Not sure. Maybe?

 

[Bigger_Stronger_Faster]

Your farm animals run FROM you when you go to feed them.

 

[Bigger_Stronger_Faster]

You have to ride a bus to get from the locker rooms to the field in your home stadium.

 

[ChairForceCock]

If your team gets on a bus, drives around a bit, and then gets right back off the bus... at the same stadium.

Now that thar is funny.....

 

[jonesz21]

If you have the only mascot in college sports that looks as if they just snorted the goal line.

and the mascot is wearing Rudoulphs nose