Alien Sex, reptiles and Jesus. THIS IS NOT SATIRE

[winloseortie]

SMDH

Preacher Claims Alien Tried to Have Sex With Her in Wild TV Interview

Christian author Sharon Gilbert claimed she had an encounter where she was forced to rip off the face of a reptilian "alien" impersonating her husband.

www.newsweek.com

 

[chief2791]

 

[CCUIrmo]

Absolute dumbest story but also absolute best response

 

[Dizzy01]

Did Jim Bakker try to sell her silver solution to prevent reptilian aliens?

It blows my mind that he still finds a way to get on TV and that people still watch and listen to him.

 

[GarnetBlood80]

It's all fiction.

 

[vacock#]

It would have been easier if she said she had a headache

 

[2TimeTiger]

"Internal dialog" is a euphemism for "voices in my head." She needs her meds.

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me
Roger Waters

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

Her picture in that article looked like an alien.

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

I knew a reptilien alien that was impersonating a human, my ex wife, does that count for anything ?
Asking for a friend.

 

[loriscock77]

If I were a horny alien and had the ability to shapeshift into a woman’s husband….she’d definitely be at the top of my list.
FoSho.

 

[DeeDave]

Did Jim Bakker try to sell her silver solution to prevent reptilian aliens?

It blows my mind that he still finds a way to get on TV and that people still watch and listen to him.

He’s been selling that silver stuff for years. Use to say it cured Covid until lawyers reamed him.

also said it cured STDs

he would know.

 

[LazyIslander]

It's amazing that otherwise smart, reasonable people believe some of these stories of talking reptiles, devils, and other magic supernatural interactions.

 

[1vagamecock]

It's amazing that otherwise smart, reasonable people believe some of these stories of talking reptiles, devils, and other magic supernatural interactions.

You should listen to late night radio w6all the people talking about seeing spaceships and aliens...

 

[cockofdawn]

Alien SEX??

 

[winloseortie]

I knew a reptilien alien that was impersonating a human, my ex wife, does that count for anything ?
Asking for a friend.

Bet she WASNT trying to have sex with you. And trying to eff you in court doesn’t count although it may hurt.

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

It's amazing that otherwise smart, reasonable people believe some of these stories of talking reptiles, devils, and other magic supernatural interactions.

But seriously, Are they ?

 

[TexasCox]

This just seems like the right time to bring @jsusc into the conversation.

 

[usaguy40]

640 × 640

 

[jimnasium]

Her love making must be out of this world...hehe

 

[Forever Fowl]

I recall watching Jim Bakker when he was peddling "the end of days generator". Said it used no batteries, gasoline or other power sources but provided all the power your home would need to survive the apocalypse. They weren't cheap and sadly he probably sold a bunch to his lemmings.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

I recall watching Jim Bakker when he was peddling "the end of days generator". Said it used no batteries, gasoline or other power sources but provided all the power your home would need to survive the apocalypse. They weren't cheap and sadly he probably sold a bunch to his lemmings.

Was it hand cranked?

 

[JohnnySolo]

Probably said it wouldn't work until triggered by the apocalypse.

 

[HOOVERCOCKFAN]

Did Jim Bakker try to sell her silver solution to prevent reptilian aliens?

It blows my mind that he still finds a way to get on TV and that people still watch and listen to him.

And buys all that crap he is hawking.