Best movie quotes

[Legendary Cock]

All the ones I'm thinking of are from the 80s:

The Empire Strikes Back - "I am your father."

Major League - "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"

Christmas Vacation - "Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your own ass. Happy Hanukkah."

 

[The Coup Nazi]

Not a quote but a scene. Hilarious.

 

[section907]

Cool hand Luke.

I’m skaking boss man, I’m shaking.

 

[vehemon]

"I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things" - Jack Burton - Big Trouble in Little China

"Hey! You knock him down how 'bout tryin' knockin' *me* down." - Rocky V

"The suspense is terrible...I hope It'll last." - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." - Fight Club

 

[cockofdawn]

1) "badges?? We done need no stinking Badges"
2) "was it over when the Germans bombed pearl Harbor"
3) " thats a peach hun"

1) Blazing saddles
2) Animal house
3) Caddyshack

 

[NCGamcockFan2167]

1) "badges?? We done need no stinking Badges"
2) "was it over when the Germans bombed pearl Harbor"
3) " thats a peach hun"

1) Blazing saddles----YES but from The Treasure of Sierra Madras first I believe
2) Animal house
3) Caddyshack

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[Crutcher1]

"Made it Ma! Top a the world!"
- James Cagney, White Heat

 

[kbozz71]

I'm your huckleberry

 

[cockofdawn]

i didnt even realize that, but it was better said in Blazing Saddles lol

 

[acmnni1]

The Big Lebowski

1. Obviously you're not a golfer
2. Yeah, well...that's like...your opinion man
3. This aggression will not stand man

 

[aj&uscgrad]

Sticking with Blazing Saddles, yeah but this is my shootin' hand, come on baby I'm not from Havana, don't shoot him, that will only make him mad, come on you sissy Mary's, let's em girls, and the great Madeline Kahn as the Teutonic Titwillow

 

[Sumptacock]

Fill yore hand you son of a birch!

 

[Sumptacock]

Bitch

 

[USCBatgirl21]

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you. ~ George Washington McLintock!

 

[Six Million Dollar Man]

Cool hand Luke is awesome

I borrow the kick a buck line playing cards

Boy he beat you with a hand full of nothing

So many from that movie.

"You're going to have to kill me."
"I can eat fifty eggs. "
"Shakin' it over here, boss."
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
"sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand"
"One in the box, one in the bush"

 

[vehemon]

The Big Lebowski

1. Obviously you're not a golfer
2. Yeah, well...that's like...your opinion man
3. This aggression will not stand man

Yesterday was the 20th anniversary. A theater here in Charlotte was playing it in celebration of the anniversary.

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

 

[92Pony]

 

[alston]

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The Outlaw Josey Wales has so many great quotes. This one is great but I loved:

"don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

"endeavor to persevere."

 

[JGH 35]

Here Lies Lester Moore,
Four Slugs from a 44,
No Les, No More

 

[psmith5532]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood".

 

[cockofdawn]

 

[GarnetGhost]

Hello boys. I'm back.

 

[GarnetGhost]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[GarnetGhost]

It's alive.

 

[JGH 35]

"Corky never carried 2 guns..................a lotta folks did call him 2 guns, but that wasn't because he was sportin' 2 guns. That was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried."

"..................If Ole Corky hadda had 2 guns, instead of just a big dick, he woulda been there right to the end to defend himself."

 

[GarnetGhost]

Get busy living or get busy dying.

 

[RockThrillCock]

Go get your shine box

 

[GarnetGhost]

You can't handle the truth.

 

[RockThrillCock]

Colonel Kurtz:You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

 

[Judson1]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.

“You keep your liver spotted hands off my mom. She’s a saint. Then you sit down and you write a check to Dale and Brennan for $10,000”

 

[Judson1]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood".

Dodgeball.

 

[cadcock]

"We are men of action, lies do not become us." The Princess Bride
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look as though someone just walked over your grave." Tombstone
"Somethings are true, whether you believe in them or not." City of Angels
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." The Usual Suspects

 

[SCexpat38]

Gary Busey in DC Cab.

 

[chicoxsox]

"It's good to be da king"

 

[MorganEFan]

"It's good to be da king"

Arthur classics:
A real woman could stop you from drinking.
It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.

You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

My mother died when I was six.
Son of a bitch! Don't they know what they do to kids?
My father raped me when I was twelve.
So, you had six relatively good years? I'm sorry. Listen, my father screwed me, too.

 

[FGF Supercock]

"Niiiiiice beaver!"... "Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

 

[cockofdawn]

Dont call me Shirley

 

[SCexpat38]

1) "badges?? We done need no stinking Badges"
2) "was it over when the Germans bombed pearl Harbor"
3) " thats a peach hun"

1) Blazing saddles
2) Animal house
3) Caddyshack

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Tropic Thunder was funny as hell.

 

[SCexpat38]