Creative ways to get rid of The Chad

[jonesz21]

Do a crime and plant evidence to frame The Chad

 

[jonesz21]

Have him audition for the starring role in Lost Boys 2

 

[world famous 3rd base hecklers]

Do a crime and plant evidence to frame The Chad

There's no need to plant evidence.. Look no further and you can see the crime committed on the team...

 

[NaturalGC7]

Look and you will find what he's done to a championship program.....as Donald Trump says...."You're fired."

 

[IrmoRed]

Let's hope he goes 2-5 his last 7 and loses 3 series in a row. If that happens, he will be gone.
Oh yeah,.........(and he is still here...) Nevermind.

 

[rogue cock]

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan / Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me / Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much / Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free…

 

[SliderUSC]

Draino.

 

[IBETHEONE]

Promote him to athletic director.

 

[sclawman77]

There's no need to plant evidence.. Look no further and you can see the crime committed on the team...

Our lack of hitting and scoring should be deemed criminal.

 

[92Pony]

[QUOTE="rogue cock, post: 3286218, member: 3708]

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan / Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me / Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much / Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free…[/QUOTE]

Should that say drop off "the keys to Lee"?

 

[lawcalcock]

if fans pick 1 game and boycott the Administration will get the message..empty seats speak louder than anything

 

[Jon Snow]

Finance a fake contest by a fake luggage company. Pay to have professional flyers printed and sent to the victim's home and his neighbors. ($125) Send the victim a 2nd correspondence declaring him the winner of this all-expenses paid trip to Singapore. ($20) Buy a 2-way plane ticket to Singapore ($2200) and a full set of luggage ($300), supply $2500 of spending cash. So far, we've spend $5145. Now, pay someone to create false bottoms in the luggage ($200) and hide a large amount of heroin and crystal meth in the luggage. ($20,000). Mention in the letter that the only obligation he has is to use the supplied luggage and take a picture with it for our future advertisements. Once the victim boards his plane for Singapore, make a call to the Singapore police, explaining that a major drug trafficker is due to arrive that day and tell them where to search. For the reasonable price of $25,345 you have accomplished your mission.

 

[ExpatCarolinian]

Promote him to football play by play radio announcer.

Two birds, one stone.