Do you know why the Amish girl was excommunicated?…
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I went to a crazy Amish strip club.
It was bonnetless.What's the difference between regular Gatorade and Amish Gatorade?
Amish Gatorade has no electric-lights.Finally:
An Amish farmer gets his buggy pulled over by a police man, and as the cop writes the ticket, he is swatting at flies that are swarming him. When he goes to hand the ticket to the farmer, the farmer asks “Having some trouble with ground flies ?”
The officer responds “Yes, but why do you call them ground flies?”
The farmer replies “oh, Ground flies are the flies that swarm horses’ asses.”
The cop replies “Are you calling me a horses ass?”
The farmer says “No. I’m too polite for that. Can’t fool them ground flies though.”
I don't know if he was the originator, and I have to doubt it, but ol' Christopher Hitchens got a lot of mileage out of that one. Good joke.
I have met a few Amish and despite their dour face in pictures, in person, one-on-one most have a lively sense of humor. I have been told the joke above about the ground flies is wildly popular with the Amish.
Met a wonderful Amish couple on a train ride in CO this past summer.
They just got a new buggy.....he paid $10k for it. They also had 50 grand kids. Amazing!
Hey, with no TV or Netflix, not much else to do.
From a Barney Miller episode. Caleb Webber is an Amish person who is victim of a crime.
Det. Ron Harris: Telephone number?
Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
Det. Ron Harris: Social Security number?
Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
Det. Ron Harris: Driver's License number?
Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Amish belief prohibits any government affiliation, such as receiving Social Security numbers. It also prohibits the use of any technological device unless its in the Bible right?
[Caleb nods]
Det. Ron Harris: You can't drive a car?
Caleb Webber: No automobiles in the Bible, sir.
Det. Ron Harris: Or go on an airplane?
Caleb Webber: Not in the Bible.
Det. Ron Harris: No movies? No television? No discos? What can you people do?
Caleb Webber: Got 14 kids. That's in the Bible.
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Det. Ron Harris: Telephone number?
Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
Det. Ron Harris: Social Security number?
Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
Det. Ron Harris: Driver's License number?
Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Amish belief prohibits any government affiliation, such as receiving Social Security numbers. It also prohibits the use of any technological device unless its in the Bible right?
[Caleb nods]
Det. Ron Harris: You can't drive a car?
Caleb Webber: No automobiles in the Bible, sir.
Det. Ron Harris: Or go on an airplane?
Caleb Webber: Not in the Bible.
Det. Ron Harris: No movies? No television? No discos? What can you people do?
Caleb Webber: Got 14 kids. That's in the Bible.
"Barney Miller" The Desk (TV Episode 1979) - Quotes - IMDb
"Barney Miller" The Desk (TV Episode 1979) - * Det. Ron Harris: Telephone number? * Caleb Webber: Ain't got one. * Det. Ron Harris: Social Security number? * Caleb Webber: Ain't got one. * Det. Ron Harris: Driver's License number? * Caleb Webber: Ain't got one. * Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich...
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She had 9 kids....one of her sons has 9 kids. Guess what they do instead of watching TV?
