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I didn't realize there was a Dollar General brand pregnancy test. I ran to the local...

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...Dollar General looking for Lysol wipes, and the gal...kind of hot...in front of me was asking about the price of the pregnancy tests in a case behind the counter. They were like six dollars and the clerk told her about the Dollar General brand test for only a dollar. It doesn't seem like the type of item you'd want to scrimp on, but not only did she buy it, she then asked for the key to the bathroom. And what a way to find out you're pregnant...in a Dollar General bathroom! I would've liked to have known how it turned out, but milling around in Dollar General is not how I want to catch coronavirus either.
 
...Dollar General looking for Lysol wipes, and the gal...kind of hot...in front of me was asking about the price of the pregnancy tests in a case behind the counter. They were like six dollars and the clerk told her about the Dollar General brand test for only a dollar. It doesn't seem like the type of item you'd want to scrimp on, but not only did she buy it, she then asked for the key to the bathroom. And what a way to find out you're pregnant...in a Dollar General bathroom! I would've liked to have known how it turned out, but milling around in Dollar General is not how I want to catch coronavirus either.
HaHaHaHa!. Now that is freaking hilarious. Thanks for the post.
 
Okay first off DG pregnancy test(WTF). Then the girl in front of you at DG was "hot"?
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...Dollar General looking for Lysol wipes, and the gal...kind of hot...in front of me was asking about the price of the pregnancy tests in a case behind the counter. They were like six dollars and the clerk told her about the Dollar General brand test for only a dollar. It doesn't seem like the type of item you'd want to scrimp on, but not only did she buy it, she then asked for the key to the bathroom. And what a way to find out you're pregnant...in a Dollar General bathroom! I would've liked to have known how it turned out, but milling around in Dollar General is not how I want to catch coronavirus either.

Wait... Describe this "kind of hot"girl...
 
Wait... Describe this "kind of hot"girl...

Short....not jsusc midget girlfriend short, but maybe around 5'2". She also had her hair in a ponytail pulled through the back of a baseball cap, which increases the hotness of a woman for me. What else? White chick, blue jeans. No masks or gloves, and willing to venture into a Dollar General bathroom, so I question her hygiene.
 
...Dollar General looking for Lysol wipes, and the gal...kind of hot...in front of me was asking about the price of the pregnancy tests in a case behind the counter. They were like six dollars and the clerk told her about the Dollar General brand test for only a dollar. It doesn't seem like the type of item you'd want to scrimp on, but not only did she buy it, she then asked for the key to the bathroom. And what a way to find out you're pregnant...in a Dollar General bathroom! I would've liked to have known how it turned out, but milling around in Dollar General is not how I want to catch coronavirus either.
At least she didn't buy one from Dollar Tree
 
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It’s the same company now.
Are they? I knew Dollar General had bought out Family Dollar but didn’t realize Dollar Tree was part of the package now as well. Man that is something else. I’m not sure what but it’s something for sure.
 
Are they? I knew Dollar General had bought out Family Dollar but didn’t realize Dollar Tree was part of the package now as well. Man that is something else. I’m not sure what but it’s something for sure.
SKM partners owns Dollar Tree
 
About a year ago I went into Dollar General for some paper towels and wound up buying some of their store brand devil's food cookies...the Clover Valley brand. I usually buy the Snackwell's brand at Walmart, but I wasn't driving an extra five miles for that. I ate a couple that night and woke up the next morning with an itching/burning sensation on my forearms, but went back to sleep. When I got up a couple of hours later I had all sorts of hives/welps on my forearms. I washed them with soap and water and immediately took off the bed linens and washed them, thinking maybe that had something to do with it. Over the course of a few hours they all went away.

I had a couple more of those cookies that day, and woke up in the middle of the next night and had the same hives on my arms, over much of my legs, and on my left side and chest. Again, after a few hours, they went away. At that point I thought it must be those cookies, because that was the only thing I had done different lately. I didn't eat any that day and had no problems. So I tried another one the day after that, and sure enough, I woke up with those same hives. So I haven't eaten any of them since. What the hell was in those Clover Valley devil's food cookies to make me break out?
 
...Dollar General looking for Lysol wipes, and the gal...kind of hot...in front of me was asking about the price of the pregnancy tests in a case behind the counter. They were like six dollars and the clerk told her about the Dollar General brand test for only a dollar. It doesn't seem like the type of item you'd want to scrimp on, but not only did she buy it, she then asked for the key to the bathroom. And what a way to find out you're pregnant...in a Dollar General bathroom! I would've liked to have known how it turned out, but milling around in Dollar General is not how I want to catch coronavirus either.
I'm thinking this was a cleverly disguised plan to gain access to their restroom so she could steal the toilet paper.
 
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Is Dollar Tree worse? For some reason I always thought Dollar Tree was the upscale dollar store.


Dollar Tree is an upscale to 7-11 stores
Dollar General is an upscale to Dollar Tree
Wal-Mart is an upscale to Dollar General
Target is an upscale to Wal-mart..

Anything after Target is the best like Amazon...
 
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