OT: Favorite line (s) from Christmas Vacation:

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[BobbyB1975]

You couldn’t hear a dumptruck if it drove thru a nitroglycerin factory .

 

[CCUIrmo]

Every time Katherine reved up the microwave I would piss in my pants and forget who I was for a half hour.

 

[cockofdawn]

Its Nipply outside...

 

[Gamecockben1979]

$hitters full

 

[Horseshoe 04]

Now don’t you go getting attached to her , we are taking he with us when we leave next month (referring to the RV).

 

[uscclassof74]

Eddie: If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player.

Clark: What about the kids?

Eddie: His kids can fend for themselves.

 

[BlackMagik]

I have to eat, so I can take my back pills

 

[uofsc]

As a 50+ years Carolina fan, the one comment I have always been able to relate to is......

"Worse? How can they get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen...we're at the threshold of Hell!"

 

[Memphis Cock]

“I pledge allegiance to the flag...”
“You serious Clark?”
“This is nice surprise Clark... just a real nice surprise.”

 

[uscg1984]

That's pretty low, mister. If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you till-

 

[tigerhater_1]

"Clark, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."

"That it is, Edward. That it is indeed."

 

[Coop King]

When Santa squeezes his white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

 

[Carolina4]

“Thaa blessssing!”

 

[HI Cock]

He's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im... you don't want him around if you're wearing short pants... if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.

 

[jjjpppbbb]

Clark: "Can't see the line, can you, Russ?"

 

[ScWildthing61]

Cousin Eddie had the best lines in that movie the best one being:

Clark that cat had nine lives and you just spent 'em all!

 

[vehemon]

Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie?

 

[SCexpat38]

Dude beat me too it. Microwave ....

that, and the one where Eddie quit eating squirrels because he heard they were high in cholesterol.

 

[Carolina4]

Clark: "Can't see the line, can you, Russ?"

Boing!! Definitely the hottest line in the movie.


“Wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they, hotter than they are.”

“Let’s burn some dust here. Eat my rubber!”

“And why is the carpet all wet Todd?”
“I don’t know Margo!”

 

[Horseshoe 04]

But the bell rang

 

[BobbyB1975]

Its Nipply outside...

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Interesting side note . This girl was married to Mick Mars , the guitarist from Motely Crue . Those guys knew how to pick em .

 

[BobbyB1975]

After the squirrel gets Loose ..

Clark : Where is Eddie?? He usually eats this GD things ...

 

[BigTomE]

Clark: Officer, you'll have to excuse my cousin-in-law. His heart is bigger than his brain.
Eddie: I really appreciate that Clark

 

[1vagamecock]

Can I fill your cup Eddy? Get you something to eat? Drag you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

 

[sclawman77]

Entire Cousin Eddie and Clark in living room scene. Every line is classic.

"Snot, go in the kitchen and get ya something to eat" (as he's dripping Christmas tree water all over the floor)

 

[sclawman77]

Squirrel scene.

"Where's Eddie? He usually eats these $&#damn things."

"Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol."

 

[sclawman77]

This scene always cracks me up.

 

[cockofdawn]

we take a break now from Christmas Vacation for a Commercial...


Enjoy the commercial

 

[Carolina4]

we take a break now from Christmas Vacation for a Commercial...


Enjoy the commercial

Where’s the bathroom?

 

[cockofdawn]

Where’s the bathroom?

 

[Freddie.B.Cocky]

As a 50+ years Carolina fan, the one comment I have always been able to relate to is......

"Worse? How can they get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen...we're at the threshold of Hell!"

As a Gamecock fan for approximately 58 years, boy can I ever relate to your post.

 

[NetworkX]

Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

 

[MorganEFan]

Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

Hey Griswold, where you going to put a tree that size.
Bend over and I'll show you.
Hey, you can't talk to me like that.
I wasn't talking to you (wife, Elaine looks stunned)

 

[sclawman77]

 

[CockStein]

College? No Carnival