OT: Truisms

[vacock#]

Got some?

“Even though you are offended, it doesn’t make you right.”

Please keep it civil!

 

[1vagamecock]

"It was in the last place I looked"

 

[ClemDent]

“If you ain’t first, your last”

 

[TheReelEss]

Foosball is the debbil.

 

[GarnetBlood80]

"Man with 4 balls, no walk."

 

[kotr]

"Perception is not necessarily reality."

 

[jweaks]

Dig the well before you thirst.

 

[dallascock]

Remember you are someone’s reason to smile...



Because you are a joke!!! 😁

 

[Gaimcock]

Got some?

“Even though you are offended, it doesn’t make you right.”

Please keep it civil!

Don't let it hitcha where the good lord splitcha!

 

[2013 SS]

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness

 

[TexasCox]

You don't win silver, you lose gold.

 

[importcock]

Don't sweat the petty stuff... just pet the sweaty stuff.

 

[Gamecock Lifer]

The numbers always work out

 

[Gamechamp]

You play the game to win.

 

[Silverspur02]

If we are placed on this earth to help others, what are the others here for?

 

[Silverspur02]

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

 

[uscclassof74]

I'll have to evaluate the film.

 

[uscalumni]

''Wait Till Next Year"

USCALUMNI

 

[BobbyBReloaded1975]

Better to remain silent and thought of as a fool than to speak and remove all doubt


This applies to a few of us myself included

 

[ken in sacramento]

Always kill the gator closest to your canoe

 

[BobbyBReloaded1975]

Mike leach had a great one a few weeks ago after MSU fans and media were crying :

You guys like ham and eggs for breakfast? Well the players and coaches are the pig and you guys and the fans are the chickens . Now the chickens are involved but the pigs are committed.

Brilliant . Basically the Pirate was saying very nicely that the media and fans can go jump in a lake . Don’t care what his record is the guy is a genius . Love it

 

[Bravecock77]

Mike leach had a great one a few weeks ago after MSU fans and media were crying :

You guys like ham and eggs for breakfast? Well the players and coaches are the pig and you guys and the fans are the chickens . Now the chickens are involved but the pigs are committed.

Brilliant . Basically the Pirate was saying very nicely that the media and fans can go jump in a lake . Don’t care what his record is the guy is a genius . Love it

Mike borrowed that from a Junior Johnson (Nascar) story.

 

[BobbyBReloaded1975]

Mike borrowed that from a Junior Johnson (Nascar) story.

I love it .

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

“This above all: to thine own self be true.”

 

[rogue cock]

Your character is what you do when no one else is watching.

 

[BobbyBReloaded1975]

Typically 1 out of 3 friends is a complete dumbass . If your buddy on your right isn’t and your buddy on the left isn’t ....

 

[Closer]

''Wait Till Next Year"

USCALUMNI

Has anyone made that saying more infamous than us?

 

[Closer]

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

 

[jonesz21]

It is what it is

 

[Uncle Money]

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

 

[winloseortie]

When you find yourself in a hole, QUIT DIGGING!

 

[Closer]

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Now that there is funny as heck, I don't care who you are.

 

[Woody2015]

Tweren't me scared me.

 

[AnCRooster]

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin

 

[AnCRooster]

Smart MFers sound like Crazy MFers to Stupid MFers.

 

[craneoperatr1_a_aol.com]

"Life's a garden, dig it."