Panthers and Gamecocks are mirrors of each other!

[uscjunkie36]

Both defenses couldn't stop a runny nose!

 

[cockofdawn]

Poor Hayden!!

 

[Harvard Gamecock]

Funniest line I ever heard from my HS coach when it came to blocking. (You can apply this to our OL)

"He couldn't block out the sun to cast his own shadow"

 

[Southern Fried Chicken]

Both defenses couldn't stop a runny nose!

I heard that they're building the World's Largest Zoo just south of Charlotte.
Yeah, they're going to put a fence around South Carolina!!!

Hhmmm? Maybe it was the World's Largest Clown Show. Ask Frank's Boy. He'll know, for sure.

 

[FORKCOCK]

Funniest line I ever heard from my HS coach when it came to blocking. (You can apply this to our OL)

"He couldn't block out the sun to cast his own shadow"

How about, "He couldn't knock a sick whore off a piss pot."